#pineapples asks

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sorry my boyfriends texting give me a minute

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thinking sooo much rn about a seungmin and a s/o who totally wears their heart on their sleeve and knows their bf seungmin as the biggest softy of all time, and maybe the members see them together being the so sweet and seungmin not making a single joke at their expense and it being 😱🤯😮🙊

yessss ok i had another thought about this dynamic with seungmin if you'll indulge me

seungmin in the practice room, arguing with the members about something stupid.

"the second one is the best one," seungmin asserts, his tone not willing to let anyone else get a word in.

"nothing beats the original seungmin," chan fights back.

"it's a childrens movie," lee know adds, "get over it."

"it's a masterpiece!" seungmin adds, "but the second one is the best."

"i like the third," felix chimes in and immediately regrets it. he earns a hard, cold stare from seungmin.

"toy story 3?" seungmin clarifies, "with fucking barbie and ken and lotso?"

"yeah," felix slumps, frown forming on his face.

"there is NO world where the third is the best one," seungmin huffs, "i could maybe accept the first, but the third lix? come on! you probably thought the fourth was great too!"

"i think it elevated the story to have woody leave..." felix slumps more.

seungmin just scoffs.

he preceded to have an argument about it for 10 more minutes.

later, at dinner with the members, minho leans forward to ask you, "y/nnie, i'm curious. you've seen all the toy stories right?"

you look up, smile wide on your face, nodding your head profusely, "yes! absolutely!" and then, unprompted, "my favourite is probably the third. that scene at the end where they're all about to be crushed and they all hold hands... makes me cry everytime."

everyone's heads snap to seungmin, who, is watching you speak with the most lovesick look. he just nods along, smiling.

the rest of the boys share a look.

because no matter how hard of a stance he takes on something, if you want the opposite, you should have it. bro is whipped.

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Pls enjoy some impossible spot the differences☺️

OH OH I'M GOOD AT THESE OKAY WAIT

mmm...

ok so the first one! is um! it's!

no okay the third one..... if you look at the eyes... you can....

ok i can't tell why you've sent me all these ferets i assume some of these are hyunjin

don't ask me the colour of anything

also this picture of hyunjin is so hot to me i don't know why but i am dying looking at this stretch my GOD

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Who is most likely and least likely in Skz to date a fan?? Thoughts and opinions I feel like one of them definitely would but could just be my delusional ass 😪😪

okokok

most likely

chan (based on his recent bubble post)

hyunjin (mr.stayboy)

han (i actually think he needs it, like his ego could not handle if you weren't a stay)

felix (that's loverboy 3000)

lee know (maybe hot take putting lee know so high but bros ego is so high so like being with a fan i can totally see him doing)

changbin (my delusional ass says yes because we love binnie, but also reality....)

seungmin (i mean maybe but i think he would look for a quiet, hidden kinda partner)

i.n (based on his most recent live lol 'will you be my boyfriend for 5 seconds?' 'no 🥰 ')

least likely

now chan and hyunjin could be interchangeable, i think both of them love to feed into the delusions.

and if i could put felix and lee know on the same level i would. i could definitely see both of them dating fans. lee know would froth it so bad, like he would tease you about being a fan so much

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babes have you seen this?! 👀

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fUKrJQ/

BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK NO I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS OMG OMG OMG OMG

UGHHH AND IT'S CURLY TOO OMG HE WANTS ME DEAD

HE ACTUALLY WANTS ME TO DIE

HE'S SEEN MY TUMBLR AND SCROLLED THROUGH ALL MY CRASHOUTS AND HE SAID 'I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO' AND DID THIS LIKE HOLY FUCK I AM NOT OKAY

bestie... you've killed me... but thank you. tell me how i can repay you for this service...

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Me to Han:

Why you as a man have such a tiny waist

SLUT 🫵

Nah seriously it’s a problem at this point

in case you needed a reminder of his tiny ass waist UGH

i wanna wrap my hands around him.

he’s so yummy 🤤

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not about hannie but can we talk about THIS jeongin????

that shirt?????? HELLO??????? THE BLONDE?????? the FACE CARD????? AND he's got that SLUTTY ASS WAIST

🎶🎶there's some hoes in this house🎶🎶 ( it's me i'm hoes )

( i'm sorry i had to yap about this :) have a great day queen!!!! )

i wanna make one thing clear, i crash out over ALL the boys y'all just don't see it that much because hannie's always on my timeline and in my inbox.

that being said....

girly, innie has been wrecking me a lot lately and this was not very helpful queen...

ahem

WHAT THE FUCK YANG JEONGIN WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

HIDE THAT WAIST FROM ME BEFORE I COMMIT ADULTERY

TURN YOUR FACE AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SIT ON IT

PUT THAT DAMN FINGER DOWN BEFORE I HOP ON IT

you're crazy for this yang jeongin and we will be having words.

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han tummy 🤤