How *do* families work then, Lancer??
Ho ho ho! I know this one! So there’s one son boy, then there’s a whole bunch of dads of various genders, and then there’s all the other dads, and then there’s the stepdads and ex-dads and weird uncles, and also various divorced people, and the people THEY’RE divorced from, and a wild mom who’s also your dad, and your cousin from another universe who you’re not really related to but you also kind of are through several degrees of reverse adoption, emotional adoption, alternate selves, and dating, and your cool friends who are definitely like family, and your other friend whose dad was friends with your dad so you’re sorta like cousins, and the three guys who rebelled against one of your dads, and the various other assorted guys, and then there’s also the pet dog who is located in increasingly inconvenient places!