The Bad Guy!

Want to see more? Send an ask! The Box of Ins is very, very empty.

[officialancer]

did you know? youre three years old!

Three’s good for sharing! One for me, one for you, and another for me!

[officialancer]

uses you like a basket ball and slam dunks because I can

Oh boy! My lifelong dream, realized!

[officialancer]

have you tried wearing a toupee to prevent people seeing your baldness

That's not the reason I've worn a toupee! XP

[officialancer]

sorry if i have asked this before, but moss?

Yes!

[officialancer]

i like bugs. i can give you bugs?

-greydad

Oh, um! I think you're lost and confused! I already HAVE a Greydad!! But you can be my Bugdad!! No worms allowed, though. That's Rouxls's job!

[officialancer]

i am going to dip you into chocolate milk

Oh no! I drank it all! Now it's just the chocolatey goop at the bottom!

[officialancer]

Hello!!!

*gives you a box*

I have a gift for you!

*inside the box is a Lancer plush and a shovel*

Bye!!!!

-tvspam :)

A mini-me! And a digging implement!! You've done a joyous thing for me today!!

[officialancer]

Meow

SPLAT!

[officialancer]

Lancer, what's your opinion on the humble cardboard box?

I approve! But Lesser Dad loves 'em.

[officialancer]

can i be added to the dad collection plss

You'll need a gimmick for that! I've already got a Graydad. Is there anything that makes you different than the rest?

[officialancer]

can I use you as a basket ball lancer

Yes! I'm a bouncy ball! But if you want a real ball, you should ask the little ball!

[officialancer]

How splendidly squeakicious.

[officialancer]

Looks like lancers gonna get a tv dad soon

Don't tell pink dad

Hoho! I'm always ready to expand my DAD COLLECTION!

[officialancer]

Hello Prancer!

Yes! Prancer!! That's me!!! Keep following OfficiaPrancer for more prancing mischiefs and problems.

[officialancer]

Ur so adorable I wanna hug you so badly:)))

Yes! I'm hug-shaped!

[tenna-the-tv]

Do you remember my name yet, Screen Man?

@officialancer

Uh…was it Prancer???

[officialancer]

…Yes!

[officialancer]

I’m a gamer boy now.