hey lancer what do you think abt all your dads. idivifual ppinions. SORRY i cant sprll
That’s a big question, gray person! SORRY it took me so long to answer it! Um…
Well, Vice Dad, also known as Lesser Dad, is Rouxls! He gives me worms to eat and sometimes he gets beat up a lot! And there’s some others of him also on here! Like @imaketherouxls!
Then there’s @officialgreydad, my Greydad! We met on here! Greydad is super good at the decisive words of kindness thing that Kris and Ralsei like!!
There’s also @pinkaddiofficial, and they’re my Pinkdad! They knew me from another one of the time thingies, and I met other Pink Peoples here, but we can still be friends anyway! Pinkdad gave me delicious shoes!
Um… and my Clown Dad! I haven’t seen him in a while except for during his interrogation, because he turned into a scythe. :P He’s my weird uncle too! We played lots of games together and all of you thought he killed me but that didn’t really happpen! There’s one of him on here too as @officialjevil but that one is slightly different! Because time thingies!
And there’s also my Girldad! I met her on here as before I met her in real life, as @official-potassium! She’s VERY cool! Like a wild mom! And, she gives me and my friends POTASSIUM, and also battery acid, which are very necessary for a balanced diet. This is brought to you by LANCER HEALTH INCORPORATED, a very real team of nutritional experts!
And that’s all the Dads I can think of! If you’re a Dad and I forgot you, let me know today to receive your EXCLUSIVE D$50 OFF ALL FUTURE DAD PURCHASES! Brought to you by Lancer Finances.