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Okay, let’s settle this! Which of the Dads are you clowns talking about?!
Dad Collection
Lesser Dad/Vice Dad (Rouxls Kaard)
Greydad (aka Graydad)
Girldad (Queen)
Clown Dad/Weird Uncle (Jevil)
Pinkdad (Cammercial)
Mystery Dad (???)
the other guy
@imaketherouxls @officialgreydad @official-potassium @officialjevil @pinkaddiofficial @who-is-shades may the Daddest Of Them All win!
Lancer! I'm so glad to hear that you're back! Have you been alright? - Greydad
Uh… Yes! The alrightest!
hey lancer what do you think abt all your dads. idivifual ppinions. SORRY i cant sprll
That’s a big question, gray person! SORRY it took me so long to answer it! Um…
Well, Vice Dad, also known as Lesser Dad, is Rouxls! He gives me worms to eat and sometimes he gets beat up a lot! And there’s some others of him also on here! Like @imaketherouxls!
Then there’s @officialgreydad, my Greydad! We met on here! Greydad is super good at the decisive words of kindness thing that Kris and Ralsei like!!
There’s also @pinkaddiofficial, and they’re my Pinkdad! They knew me from another one of the time thingies, and I met other Pink Peoples here, but we can still be friends anyway! Pinkdad gave me delicious shoes!
Um… and my Clown Dad! I haven’t seen him in a while except for during his interrogation, because he turned into a scythe. :P He’s my weird uncle too! We played lots of games together and all of you thought he killed me but that didn’t really happpen! There’s one of him on here too as @officialjevil but that one is slightly different! Because time thingies!
And there’s also my Girldad! I met her on here as before I met her in real life, as @official-potassium! She’s VERY cool! Like a wild mom! And, she gives me and my friends POTASSIUM, and also battery acid, which are very necessary for a balanced diet. This is brought to you by LANCER HEALTH INCORPORATED, a very real team of nutritional experts!
And that’s all the Dads I can think of! If you’re a Dad and I forgot you, let me know today to receive your EXCLUSIVE D$50 OFF ALL FUTURE DAD PURCHASES! Brought to you by Lancer Finances.
How many dads do you have? How many dads is too many dads, and how many dads is not enough dads? Where do you fall in the spectrum of dad-needing to dad-excess?
A fine question, gray person! Let’s see. There’s my Vice Dad, my Clown Dad, Girldad, Pinkdad (@pinkaddiofficial), and Greydad (@officialgreydad), and Mystery Dad (@who-is-shades). Going by most known laws of mathematicians, that makes six!
Hey, wait. I think I missed one…
ROUXLS. ROUXLS I HAVE 50 MILLION BOXES IS IT ENOUGH YET I CAN NOT SEE PAST THEM. I CAN NOT SEE THE END OF THE HORIZ- HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU?!
Um… Ralsei here! Mr. Kaard gave this to me so that we could…
(We’re supposed to be finding Lancer, aren’t we? Yes, that’s what I thought… but, um, who’s Hatsune Miku?)
Okay! Kris is going to, um. Conduct an investigation now. @officialgreydad we were told yo if bjnm xxgjhxz
GRAY GIY this is SUSIE. if you know where lancer is tjen youd BETTR start talking!!!
Lancer, what is a "kin"? - Greydad
Oh, hi, @officialgreydad! Lucky for you, I know this one! It’s someone you’re related to—like a dad! Right?
How *do* families work then, Lancer??
Ho ho ho! I know this one! So there’s one son boy, then there’s a whole bunch of dads of various genders, and then there’s all the other dads, and then there’s the stepdads and ex-dads and weird uncles, and also various divorced people, and the people THEY’RE divorced from, and a wild mom who’s also your dad, and your cousin from another universe who you’re not really related to but you also kind of are through several degrees of reverse adoption, emotional adoption, alternate selves, and dating, and your cool friends who are definitely like family, and your other friend whose dad was friends with your dad so you’re sorta like cousins, and the three guys who rebelled against one of your dads, and the various other assorted guys, and then there’s also the pet dog who is located in increasingly inconvenient places!
LANCER!!! Lancer I'm so glad you're back i was so very worried about you! Are you alright? Is.. Are you feeling any better, than you were? I'm so glad to see you back you had us all worried sick!! - Greydad
Yep, I’m feeling any better! And… sorry for running away… again. Don’t worry, though! Me and the good ol’ Lancer Fanclub are gonna make sure everyone’s L-Okay! (That’s like A-okay but with Lancer!)
