#pinkestpower

[firstgemboy-citta-blog]

“B-Barbie, I’m your biggest fan! Your princess doll was one of my favorites!”

Sadly, Barbie died when Steven dropped her into the ocean once on a mission. Pearl told him not to bring any more toys, but how could he not, when Mr. Queasy once almost saved the entire Sea Spire. 

[hivecitycantown-blog]

1. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Hi! I’m Barbie!

2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? WHY???

I’m here to volunteer with construction, upkeep, and anything else that needs to be done around the lounges! Because I love helping people, I guess that’s why! 

3. DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU OR ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING? DISCLAIMER: OUR REVENUE COMES FROM DONATIONS, AND TEN CENT SNACK FOODS. BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS, AND YOU CAN EAT AS MANY HOT DAWGS AS YOU WANT. GO EASY ON THE MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING, IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE SOMETIMES AND IF I GO DOWN THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING SHIT SHOW.

I’m here to volunteer! No need to pay me! 

“HI BARBIE, I’M KARKAT. I HAVE TO SAY YOUR RESUME IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. I MEAN, I WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO SCOOP MY THINKPAN OUT AND SHELF IT SOMEWHERE TO NOT BRING YOU ON BOARD. SINCE YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD FIT FOR MOST OF OUR DEPARTMENTS, I’M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU FREE REIGN TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. CONSTRUCTION WILL BE YOUR FOCUS, BUT NATURALLY, IF YOU HAVE IMPROVEMENTS TO MAKE THEN JUST GO FOR IT.  DISTRICT BETA STILL NEEDS SOME WORK SINCE IT WAS LEVELED, SO THAT’S OUR FIRST PRIORITY. AFTER THAT, I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE INSULATION PROBLEMS IN ZETA. ALSO? THE FUCKING LOAD GAPER IN ALPHA KEEPS EXPLODING. WE’RE GOING TO NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. HONESTLY I’LL JUST POST A MEMO LISTING ALL OF THE MISCELLANEOUS TRAGEDIES OCCURRING IN EACH CAN TOWN. THAT SEEMS LIKE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION HERE.” 

[centrionexmachinatavern]

Name: Barbie Roberts Sector: oo2 Position: Waitress Why you want the job?: I love helping people out and I’m always a friendly face for people to see when getting their food! Any Previous Experience?: I’m sure I worked as a waitress at least once…it’s hard to keep track with 135+ careers, you know? But I am a flight attendant (and pilot), so I’m used to serving people!  Favorite Food/Drink?: All of them! But I do love cupcakes and sherbet! 

“1-135 careers?! That’s crazy! And amazing! But don’t stress yourself out too much, okay? 

“Welcome to Centurions Ex Machina Tavern! We’re glad to be able to work with you!”

[scitalissports-cittaathletics]

Preferred name: Barbie

Age: Well, I’m [car passes by loudly] (over 17)

Residence: D-2

Position wanted: Fitness Trainer, Life Guard, or Nurse!

Relevant experience: Well, I live in Malibu, so I go to the beach all the time! I’m an expert swimmer, and I love to stay in shape, especially playing sports with my friend Summer! Also, I’m actually a doctor, not a nurse, but I think that’s more than enough qualification! Anyway, any position would be amaze!

“Yo there, Barbie, yore skills are all soundin’ real sharp and just right for ya t’fit right in over here. Tell ya what, it’d be great to get that pool open asap, so I’ll sign y’on as a life guard. If you’d like t’act as a nurse on th’ side as a ‘just in case,’ I can tack that on and give ya’ bonus pay for whenever that comes up.

“Come on over when ya’ can and we’ll work out a schedule.”

[luckyclovercafe]

Name: Barbie Roberts Housing: D-2 Desired Position(s): All! (Except owner, of course!) (If Musician) Past Experience: Well I was in a rock band back home known as the Rockin Royals, and I’ve starred in quite a few musicals!  (If Musician) Preferred Style of music: I can do anything, but I’d say I’m mostly into rock and pop these days!  Full time/Part time preferred: either works for me!  Previous Work Experience (if any): Well, let’s see I’ve been a pilot, flight attendant, race car driver, movie star, *continues talking and listing a billion of her careers* Other Notes: {{please hire her}}

“W-Well, uh…. that sure is a lot of jobs you’ve had there, uh… Barbie? Wait, you couldn’t be… aha, no um- ignore that.” Clover looked around a bit, not entirely sure how to respond, but responding nonetheless. “I guess I really can’t argue that resume… we can talk more about scheduling when you can give me your availability, I guess. So, you’re hired.”