Do you find yourself needing to relax from the hustle and bustle of Hive City’s anarchy? A need to get away from the Gods of the Machine? A place that accepts all and more? A place where a perception check won’t make you slip and fall into an unknown hole?
Well welcome to Centurions Ex Machina Tavern!
New and improved after months of renovation to fix heavy damages, we’ve brought in brand-new editions such as a second floor that both provide alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages like the first floor with easily accessible bathrooms and a open-fire pit for chef demonstrations (personally tested by both the owner and a trusted friend). Our First floor and entrance now has an open kitchen so you can watch the many different food items on the menu prepared right from your seat along with a jukebox loaded with tunes from both this world and many others!
So come and enjoy the sights to your hearts content!
Name: Barbie Roberts
Sector: oo2
Position: Waitress
Why you want the job?: I love helping people out and I’m always a friendly face for people to see when getting their food!
Any Previous Experience?: I’m sure I worked as a waitress at least once…it’s hard to keep track with 135+ careers, you know? But I am a flight attendant (and pilot), so I’m used to serving people!
Favorite Food/Drink?: All of them! But I do love cupcakes and sherbet!
“1-135 careers?! That’s crazy! And amazing! But don’t stress yourself out too much, okay?
“Welcome to Centurions Ex Machina Tavern! We’re glad to be able to work with you!”
Why you want the job?: Trying to be independent and not be a burden, Also I need the money.
Any Previous Experience?: Not Really, However I have great communication skills, I’m awesome at Math, and cleaning my own workspace was everything that was needed to be a researcher.
Favorite Food/Drink?: Ramune and Mabo Curry
“Aster?” Was it him, or did he seem a little...down. “You can have the job, but you shouldn’t call yourself a burden.”
There’s a sword to your head, and mirth in his eyes
But you can do jujutsu~
Bodyslam immortal Oishi LaBeouf!
The uncanny chill of the tavern drifted throughout, sending a chill down your spine. With every step you took, a scream of pain echoed from one side to the other. Someone was laughing as the victim begged for mercy against the avarice of their torturer.
And then- it stopped.
A young man walked out of a room with blood still on their face as they replaced the dark gloves on his hands and looked up with a smile on his face.
“Oh...! Helllo there! Welcome, welcome! You must be our new patient right? Ignore the mess on the table, I’ll have someone come to clean it later. Now...are you fond of Screwdrivers or Bloody Eyeballs? My personal favorite is the Chimera!”
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Hello and welcome everyone to Centurions Ex Machina Tavern’s 2nd Halloween of the Citta Horror Show! Thanks to a lovely suggestion, this year is called “Escape! The Insane Doctor and Baroque Nurses! A rather campy title, but it was the best one that wasn’t copyrighted!
Like last year we have plenty of frightful delicacies and enrapturing drinks, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. Those who try out the Chimera get a free entree* and with the expansion of our tavern, we have a little something special:
Escape from the Dark! With our participating staff, you will be given a glowing bracelet that will signify your participation in the game/attraction and will have to use your wits and skills to make it back to the main area. Get to the Doctor unscathed and you will be declared The Whistleblower to tell your friends for all time!
Now here are some house rules:
1. You can not physically assault the staff. Doing so will get you thrown out by the spandex shorts-wearing employee and you can’t come back in.
2. Staff can only ‘attack’ those who are wearing highlighted bracelets/scarves. If you are not participating in the game and accidentally get pulled in, you can go to a Prison door which is the exit back into the main area.
3. If you get ‘caught by one of the staff, you must go to the Solidarity Room with the rest of the patients who were caught. Consolation prizes will be handed out accordingly by one of the staff there.
4. Those under the age of 18 must be accompanied with an adult or with a group of 3 if they wish to participate.
5. Make sure to have fun!
*We are not responsible for anyone who tries The Chimera, you have been warned.
(Please tag with #CittaHorrorShow, The CHS will be going on from the 25th to the 31st Citta Time.)
