I forget about these fuckers sometimes but they are Hella Rad so thank you friend
There were two ship ones so I’ll do the big one and then whatever ones weren’t answered from the second one ok yes
1. Who’s more dominant?
I think it’s a fair bet to say CJ for whatever meaning of the word. CJ does things, Felony just lets the world happen to him.
2. Who’s the cuddler?
Oh my god. Felony Pierce. Is the biggest cuddler on this good earth. And through hard work and many painful electrical shocks, he manages to convert his tiny abrasive girlfriend to the side of good.
3. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon?
Felony is big, CJ is little, just like their physical sizes. It’s a lot easier this way.
4. Favorite non-sexual activity?
Just sitting working on stuff. They’re kinda always busy saving the world, so they’ll work on their computers compiling cases and planning missions. But invariably Felony will get distracted and show her something, she’ll be annoyed at first then remember a hilarious clickhole article she wanted to show him, and three hours later it’s midnight and they’re watching dumb baby animal videos which are CJ’s number one guilty pleasure.
5. Who uses all the hot water?
Felony. He spaces out in the shower and only gets brought back to reality by the water going cold and has to slink out to the living room like ‘so i’ve made a tiny huge mistake’
6. Most trivial thing they fight over?
See above.
7. Who does most of the cleaning?
Neither of them. Caleb and Mim show up once a month to clean because if they didn’t you would not be able to walk around and lord knows those assholes won’t do it themselves.
8. Who controls the netflix queue?
I’d say it’s equal. CJ has her action/drama series, Felony has his trashy TLC reality shows, and they both watch together whenever they have time.
9. Who calls the super when the heat’s not working?
CJ, since Felony would forget. He’s pyrokinetic, he generates his own heat and is never cold as a result. If they’re away from home long enough during the day, they won’t bother, since at night they can just allow #3 to happen because he also exudes enough heat to keep her warm.
10. Who leaves their stuff around?
Both. See #7.
11. Who remembers to buy the milk?
Felonious Q. Pierce can’t even remember how to spell his full first name half the time. So.
12. Who remembers anniversaries?
...At least, he forgets things that are trivial to him. CJ ain’t trivial. He’ll wake her up with breakfast in bed and she’ll just be “???????” and then he’ll explain and she’ll feel bad but he wON’T LET HER because he made bacon and bacon makes problems go away
13. Who cooks normally?
You wouldn’t expect it from the look of him, but Felony is actually a very good cook. Particularly with baked goods. It usually just falls to him.
14. How often do they fight?
a LOT. They both put their lives on the line daily as part of their job description, but Felony takes more risks and does more dumb things. CJ has a right to get pissed off that he won’t sit down and follow orders for once. Other than that, small arguments are a daily occurrence, but unless he’s being dumb on missions, they don’t go to bed angry.
15. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
They deal pretty well. If they’re in safe territory, they’llphone call or skype at night. Maybe a text or two during the day to check in.
16. Nicknames for each other?
I think they both call each other “babe” occasionally. He’sknown to sarcastically call her darling, but never in a serious context.
17. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
CJ works for basically nothing for a semi-legalinternational secret organization. Felony is from Southern old money. Itgenerally falls to him out of necessity.
18. Who steals the covers at night?
CJ. Felony can operate without them just fine, and thereforedoesn’t argue it.
19. What would they get each other for gifts?
Felony is a video game nerd, and CJ enables that. As for thereverse, CJ never says no to weapons or funding for tattoos/piercings.
20. Who kissed who first?
…See, this is actually a story plot point that hasn’t workeditself out yet. My gut says Felony kissed CJ. Subject to change though.
21. Who made the first move?
Felony, no matter what. CJ is an emotionally constipatedasshole who doesn’t see herself as getting a guy ever, so she’s not doing athing.
22. Who remembers things?
CJ, usually. But Felony remembers things he sees asimportant, like dates. In time, at least.
23. Who started the relationship?It was mutual, once they were on the same page. After thekiss, after everything was mostly over and they could settle into somethingcomfortable.24. Who cusses more?
CJ HOLY SHIT Felony cusses in outdated slang andsouthernisms but CJ has been kicked out of places for her cluster f-bombs.
25. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
CJ would scream and fight like hell while Felony narratedsnarkily from the ground. If the roles were reversed, though, Felony wouldn’tknow WHAT to do. If she’s showing her injury enough for him to notice, things arepretty bad. She’s tough. For him to realize, she’d have to be unconscious orbleeding heavily. He wouldn’t be sure whether to keep fighting or help her.It’s the one time he’d follow orders no matter what- if she got out of there,he’d do whatever he was told to ensure it.
26. Who is the dirty talker?
CJ generally, but you would be surprised what Felony iscapable of when he’s drunk. Once at a party they were both slightly out of itand all anyone saw was him walk up, whisper something, CJ choke slightly on herdrink, raise her eyebrows at him and nod, then say goodbye to everyone else andhead for home.
27. Headcanon:
I don’t have headcanons for these two. They’re mine. They’recanon. I am god. I A M G O D
(Now from the other one)
28. Who was the one to propose?
Felony. It was months of carrying around a ring everywherethey went together, trying to get up the guts. Eventually he just sat her downat home one night and paced around ranting about their relationship and whatpeople tend to do when they’ve been together this long and after ten minutes orso looked for her to put him out of his misery by just waving his arms andgoing “Y-you know what I’m saying, right?” and she smirked and nodded and aid,“Yeah, but I’m gonna make you go through with it.” So he sighed and said it andshe said yes and got the ring on and just sat next to her because he wasexhausted. Then it hit them and she suddenly went “holy SHIT” and he attackkissed her and that was that.
29. Who stressed more over wedding planning?
Again with neither. Felony’s mom. According to Morry, shenever shut up about it, and when she did, he could always hear her thinkingabout it. Never got a minute’s rest.
30. Who suggested kids first?
Er… it never came up. She got pregnant accidentally prettysoon into their relationship, which soon led to the revelation that she can’tcarry due to her electrical charge. BLARGH that was even sadder to type than itwas just sitting in my head :((((
31. Who kills the spiders?
Neither of them are afraid, but Felony isn’t allowed toanymore since his preferred method almost burned the place to the ground onetime too many.
32. Who falls asleep first?
Felony, probably. CJ’s a night owl.
33. Who wakes up first?
Felony, definitely. He’s a morning person.
34. Who does the laundry?
The twins, when they come to clean. They’re… liberal withwashing. (Caleb: Ew, Felony, you smell terrible. When’s the last time you tooka shower? Felony: Last night, I’m not an animal. Caleb: So, when did you washthat shirt? Felony: Uuhhhhh… last time you came, I think. Caleb: ...Felony.Felony that’s three weeks. Felony: Well, hey, it’s not stained or anything.Caleb: distressed sweating)
35. What they’re like as parents:
Ok, so for argument’s sake, let’s give them kids. Felony isthe “cool parent”, less intentionally and more because he lets the kid doanything by virtue of being a pushover. CJ is stricter, but still fun. Kids,particularly her own, bring out her soft side. And also the tICKLE MONSTER. She’sa good tickle monster. Static electricity fuzzing up hair and such helps.
36. A song that sums them up:
Come to Me, The Goo Goo Dolls (although I have a wholeplaylist for them too looooool)
37. Who gets jealous more easily?
Neither of them. Felony isn’t jealous to begin with, but CJis intimidating enough to not get much attention from guys. And CJ knows hernerd isn’t going anywhere.
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1. What is your middle name?
Katherine
3. What is your birthday?
November 14
5. What is your favorite color?
Blue. Or purple. Um. I dont really know.
7. Do you have any pets?
One dog, Mr. Bingley (or Bing). He's a dumbass.
9. How tall are you?
5'4 1/2" (the half is very import. do not forget.)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Um... seven? Maybe eight? I only ever wear my two pairs of sneakers so it doesn't matter much
13. What talents do you have?
Singing, kind of. Acting. Um. Not crying in math? what do u want from me
15. Favorite song?
how dare. i cant choose. i. what. do you mean today? it changes daily. today it's dance in the graveyards by delta rae. but yeah. no one fave song.
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
Someone who likes theatre, Disney, movies, all that. Funny, at least a little sarcastic. Likes kids. That's basically it.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Depends, really. I'm not religious, but if whoever I'm marrying wants a church wedding, I wouldn't object in any way.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Two bad asthma attacks when I was four. Other than that, pretty sure not except visiting.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
I met Darren Criss at his last Maggiano's show prior to Glee. Might have been the one who reminded him to announce it on twitter, since he hadn't confirmed it there until that night a few hours after I congratulated him on it.
25. What color socks are you wearing?
None, currently. All day. It is the devil's temperature outside, and I am not about that.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Not big, really. Maybe the level of many Broadway performers. Recognizable to some people, well-loved, but still able to live a normal life. Not Idina Menzel Broadway performer type. More... Newsies cast (minus Jeremy Jordan). Yes. Newsies cast. Make me the Newsies cast.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Nope!
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
Side or stomach. Very awkward arm positions.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Tea and toast.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
I have! Renaissance fair and summer camp. I'm not bad, actually, just untrained. I'd like to be trained. Mostly to become Merida, slowly but surely.
37. Favorite swear word?
I am quite a fan of shouting "SHIT" at no one in particular when I get scared. But mostly I just drop fuck all over the place.
39. Do you have any scars?
One on my left toe from a pair of horribly-fitting heels, one on my right knee from who knows where other than something in my hellion childhood, one on the back of my left thigh from my mom's wedding ring when I was one (barely there), one on the outside of my right ankle from nearly falling off a bluff.
41. Are you a good liar?
I've been acting since age five. Work that out.
43. Can you do any accents other than your own?
Decent English, a bit of Scottish/Irish (it's a weird hybrid, but most people couldn't know the difference unless I was with someone with an impeccable one of either), Southern, New York/Jersey.
45. What is your favorite accent?
Scottish. I just hear a Scottish accent and am trained to expect adventure.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
A Betsey Johnson dress. It's like $350 and I wear it twice a year out of fear of ruining it.
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Not too bad, but it's there.
53. Favorite foreign food?
Thai noodles.
55. Most used phrase?
No idea. Don't keep track. Sorry.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
On an average school morning, I book it because I sleep in too much. So, like ten minutes. When I have time I can take about twenty. Never too long.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck at first, then bite when I get impatient.
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Passionately.
63. Biggest fear?
As an abstract concept, failure or nothingness. As an actual tangible thing, deep water or total darkness.
65. Best dramatic movie you've ever seen?
Titanic, probably. Special place in my heart.
67. Can you name all 50 states in the United States?
If I'm writing them down. Only out loud, I'm sure I'd miss a few.
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Introvert.
71. What makes you nervous?
Large crowds, darkness. Public speaking. Uncertainty. It kinda depends on my mindset.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Usually.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
Not to the best of my knowledge.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
No, but I don't honestly think It's too bad a thing.
79. Who was your first real crush?
Can't really remember. I thiiiiink it was this kid named Wyatt in kindergarten who I always wrote notes to. Stopped liking him when he never responded. In hindsight, my handwriting was completely illegible and he had these huge thick glasses that meant he couldn't see the notes all too well anyway.
81. Can you roll your R's?
Not even close.
83. How fast can I run?
Pretty fast, but only in short bursts. I'm more of a sprinter. If I worked on it, I could be a pretty could cross-country runner, though. Got the build for it, plus there's six in my family.
85. What color are your eyes?
Dark green, bordering on hazel.
87. Do you keep a journal?
I tried, but it didn't work out very well. I just use the notebook for writing story outlines and such.
89. Do you like your age?
I... don't understand the question? I mean, I'd rather be older, just so I could already be living in New York, or younger so I would only have third grader worries, but sixteen isn't all bad. So... yeah.
91. Do you like your own name?
Nope. Considering I was really close to being Josanna (Josie) and my parents also considered Ariadne or Aurora (Rori), I have a lot of disappointment aside from the normal dislike of my name's sound.
93. do you want a boy or a girl for a child?
Don't really care. I'm adopting at least one, and I'd prefer a girl for that, but honestly I don't mind either way. (although my utter lack of names for boys would say otherwise... gotta get on that one.)
95. What are your weaknesses?
Zero self-esteem and inability to worry about every decision I make.
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
Alas, no. Irish farmers and German indentured servants. That's... that's about as far from royalty as one can get.
99. Color of your bedspread?
Chocolaty-brown duvet with green, pink, and blue spots. Over that, completely covering it, a mainly blue antique knitted blanket and a green one of the same over the foot of my bed. I should probably not be sleeping every night with two seventy-year-old blankets that probably have not been washed in a few years, but... I am too lazy and worried about them unraveling to wash them.
