some more things my husband has said while watching bridgerton
“a girl?? what do you mean. benedict is gay”
“benedict is pull-out king”
“she’s a MAID? she’s THEIR maid???”
“is he dumb? why is he looking at a bunch of redheads”
“soph-aye”
“oh fuck. OH FUCK.”
“let me take a look at that will”
“she’s so pretty. and he’s so handsome. I love them.”
-kite scene- “just kiss already”
“sex tea”
-sophie buttoning benedict’s button- “you just got a new job girl, focus up”
-john saying he will “endeavor to give” fran anything she wants- “pinnacles! she wants pinnacles!!!”














