#pipe dad

[briarsnstogies]

Pa made it hurt every time he cornholed me. EVERY time. I would shit blood and his chunky spooge for days. And I smelled like a spent stale pipe bowl.

[the-evening-shade]

[hirsutespacemen]

Headmaster headaches.

[briarsnstogies]

I wanna be the bed warming cabin boy for the old man in the sea.

[the-evening-shade]

Uncle Dan introduced me to tobacco pipe smoking, oral and anal sex.

[the-evening-shade]

[briarsnstogies]

When men smoked pipes everywhere

[briarsnstogies]

Dad's pipe club let me be their pipe ashtray. They would knock their pipes out on my teeth into my mouth and I would lick the inside of the bowls clean. Most of them liked the ashy grit in my mouth when they would let me suck them.