Leo and Piper would be the best roommates.
Their apartment has a no pet policy but Leo makes a mini Festus and argues “he’s not a dog or cat he’s a robot! If he isn’t allowed then Barbara on floor 3 doesn’t get to have her roomba!”
They got to keep Festus.
Their apartment is either a cluttered mess or so organized to the point it’s scary.
If it’s organized they have no idea where anything is but if it’s cluttered they know where everything is.
Leo could throw pen cap over his shoulder and three weeks later find it back with ease.
They are the suspiciously quiet neighbors until one day when Leo just started screaming and Piper decided to harmonize and scream with him.
When their landlord knocked on their door they only said “finals” and they got a pass.
They watch horrible rip off movies like the Finding Nemo rip off Finding Jesus.
Their favorite movie is She’s The Man.
Calypso tries to show up to their apartment but Piper told Leo to hold her earrings and started fighting Calypso.
Not even a demigod fight it was a chick flick high school cat fight.
Piper dragged Calypso by her hair.
Leo and Piper both have their ears pierced just in case they get into a fight and need to tell someone to “hold my hoops”.
Because what’s the point of wearing earrings if you aren’t going to fight someone and make your friend hold your earrings.
Piper and Leo hate Barbara on floor 3 and her nasty casserole.
Leo is from Texas he knows a good casserole when he sees one and Barbara makes a horrible casserole.
