#pjo textposts

[anxiety-cheese]

valzhang tweets + text messages i had saved on pinterest happy pride

bonus: frank's search history during late SoN/early MoA

vz as textposts i did last year

[anotherpjofan]

Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?

Paul: Uh sure?

Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm

Paul: Wait -

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch

Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey

Percy: If my mom likes you we're good

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind

[multi-bookworm]

Percy: we are born killers. What seperate us from other killers is we only kill bad people.

Nico: usually.

Percy: usually.

Jason: unless it’s an accident.

Percy: it’s usually an accident.

Jason: yeah

Nico: yeah

Percy: yeah

[blueberry-boy124]

thoughts about future riordanverse adaptations???:

hoo: ok so the first pjo books fits really well as a live action series, but on the next one, aka heroes of olympus, I think it should be animated, mostly because of the characters powers (like I think Franks and Hazels and Percy’s powers would look amazing when drawn rather than with special effects), also it would be easier than special effects, you can do LITERALLY ANYTHING as long as you can like draw it. Also, if it was live action, it would take like a year per book but in the books it’s months and not years so it’s easier if you just draw the characters so that way you control when/how the age and making the character actually look like the character without having to go through the casting progress.

toa: it has to be a musical, one for each book, no explanation needed. The songs and characters moving around and chorus behind when Apollo/Lester is singing and being dramatic and being like “everyone loves me~” and them being like “no~” and all the lyric potential and like part where Meg sings about her life, and like the poems and prophecies I-

tkc: so I heard about the Netflix movies and I’m ok with that.

mcga: I would understand if it was a live action movie for each book cuz it’s what’s commonly done with books, and like the thought of watching a movie about like a homeless son of Frey who dies within the first 10 minutes of the movie, ends up in Valhalla and becomes friends with a muslim girl with axes and they do norse stuff sounds so fucking cool (and people get invested and then there’s another movie with a poc and genderfulid character-). While I think it would make a good animated series, it wouldn’t make a good live action series, idk how to explain it but it makes sense in my head.

ALSO hear me out, an animated series with the riordanverse characters (main or side characters from literally any book) doing random stuff like what happens in like the demigod diaries and other made up stuff and like you get my idea.

[shit-im-bi]

IM SORRY but why does no one talk about how fucking terrible Reyna has it? She deserves to be more important, even before she was introduced at Camp Jupiter.

She ran away from Circe, when she was so damn young, split ways with her sister, and as a younger sibling myself, it is HARD to leave your sister when you've got a close bond to them. She went on to join Camp Jupiter, rose through the ranks, became praetor, single handedly manned the legions when Jason disappeared, kept the camp calm when he disappeared, took the right decisions when it came to the percy octavian feud and fell in love with Jason and Percy and neither of them even liked her?

Percy would always choose Annabeth and Jason returned with Piper and completely forgot what happened between him and Reyna??? Like I'm disappointed. She accomplished all this as a woman of colour and as much as she doesnt need an s/o, she deserves one.

[whenwilluwearwigs]

Annabeth: can i be frank with you guys?

Leo: we already HAVE a frank, just be annabeth!

[depressedacadamia]

Will: Moana without the “a” at the end just spells moan

Nico: why am I dating you

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Magnus: I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 3 GOAT

Alex: NO!!

Alex: THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT