#piper no

[amandolinabee]

I’m calling it, this year we’re having a Victoria Ratliff summer, we’re maxing out our naps, we’re wearing caftans, we’re popping lorazepam, we’re insisting on luxury or death….this may age poorly but we sure aren’t.

[thecoconutmilkisoff]

the coconut milk is off

[avitekin]

knit a tee featuring THAT line from The White Lotus, because Parker Posey's delivery lives in our heads rent free 👕 Knytworks

[highlifeboat]

*A young Piper looking after baby Nat*

Piper: So, you hungry?

Nat: Yah!

Piper: Okay, what do babies eat..?

Piper, after digging through her bag: Do you like Sugar Bombs?

[bobateaboo]

Piper, able to summon fireballs and axes as big as her at will:

also Piper, at the first sign of danger: CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER

[hexusproductions]

Morendo: What happened

Dylan: I got into a fight at school

Morendo: Did you win?

Piper: Don’t be stupid of course he did

[doriansbutt]

Piper, suggestively waggling her eyebrows: lol why’re you walking funny today?? ;) You and your boyfriends have fun?? 😏

Nicos: I just hurt my leg, thank you very much.

Nicos, internally: she doesn’t need to know it was trying out a new position last night....