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[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.

[text] I’m calling your bluff.

[text] But I’ve stopped singing. It was Sawyer’s fault, he skipped into the kitchen last night — and when I say skipped, I mean skipped — and was singing it. It got stuck in my head.

[text] And — get this — he wouldn’t even spill the details. Why do we keep that kid around?

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[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[text] I only remember that night because the more I talked, the more you hit me.

[text] I had bruises for a week, Piper. I don’t miss that.

[text] But I still love you, you sappy little fairy.

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[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next time.

[text] WHAT THE FUCK PIPER

[text] THAT IS MY AREA

[text] oh wow i haven't seen my carpet in like a decade

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[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[text] I was giving you the grocery list???????

[text] ????????????

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[text] I need you so bad right now

[text] Yeah, and I need Juliet to stop coming over and trying to shove organic foods down my throat.

[text] But I'll kick her you for you, babe.

[text] Unless...