#piper-warren

[davinasquarters]

Davina Claire's Instagram -- a summary (part 2) 

[oliverlatour-blog]

[text] I know it's a little early, but I've already started planning our Valentine's Day date. Hint: it involves me and very little clothing.

[text] I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, it’s against my religion.

[text] Luckily my religion isn’t against you and very little clothing so I’m game.

[oliverlatour-blog]

If Oliver Latour had an iPhone.

[oliverlatour-blog]

[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.

[text] I’m calling your bluff.

[text] But I’ve stopped singing. It was Sawyer’s fault, he skipped into the kitchen last night — and when I say skipped, I mean skipped — and was singing it. It got stuck in my head.

[text] And — get this — he wouldn’t even spill the details. Why do we keep that kid around?

[oliverlatour-blog]

[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[text] I only remember that night because the more I talked, the more you hit me.

[text] I had bruises for a week, Piper. I don’t miss that.

[text] But I still love you, you sappy little fairy. 

[davinasquarters]

[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.

[text]: sorry i was busy but who is anna?? are you drunk?

[text]: im coming home now

[davinasquarters]

[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!

[text]: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tmi????????????????????????????

[text]: please save that for oliver

[davinasquarters]

[text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.

[text]: isn't that what your dog is for

[text]: just kidding

[text]: coming mom