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I went looking for Discworld for you! But my only unfinished Discworld fic is only an outline, no actual prose. Instead, have some Merlin crackfic:
The tavern was already quite crowded when six of Camelot’s finest knights squeezed around a corner table. Leon took out a sheaf of parchment, and skimmed it, frowning.
“Right, so we’re going to have to decide who’s who…” he began.
“Remind me again,” Elyan complained, “why the king wants us to perform a play for his marriage to Lady Catrina?”
“Because Gwaine can’t hold his drink,” Caradoc replied glumly, “and decided that teasing Arthur about his fawning over Guinevere was a good idea.”
Gwaine, sitting across from Caradoc, shrugged his shoulders and grinned amiably.
“I still think convincing the king to have us perform is a ridiculous punishment,” Elyan scowled into his flagon of ale.
“So do I,” replied Leon, “but we don’t have a choice. Now, I think Gwaine can be the hero of this piece, don’t you lads?”
The others sniggered as they went on casting the play. Gwaine seemed to want to play everything, but they told him to shut up.
- The cracky Merlin version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, which I am determined to post at some point but I still have the last act to write.
