#piscesperspective

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The Zodiac Signs need to stop...

Aries: Stop trying the best in everyone else’s eyes and be the best to yourself.

Taurus: Stop putting yourself in situations you complain about

Cancer: Stop pretending you’re not an emotional roller coaster 

Gemini: Stop insulting people’s intelligence

Leo: Stop playing victim

Virgo: Stop being selfish

Libra: Stop flirting with people when you’re in a relationship

Scorpio: Stop bossing people around when its suppose to be fun

Sagittarius:  Stop having sex with everything possible

Capricorn:  Stop being a savage to people cuz they don’t think like you

Aquarius: Stop bottling up your emotions and then lashing out as a result

Pisces: Stop giving others’ perspective more value than your own!

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Pickup Lines that the Zodiac Signs WILL fall for

Aries:  Wow, do you workout?!

Taurus:  My dear Taurus, you have such beautiful eyes. I’d love to stare at them over dinner...

Cancer: I’m sorry to interrupt but you’re honestly very beautiful and I just had to tell you...

Gemini: You couldn’t handle me..

Leo:  You’re sexy but you’re trouble... (they like games)

Virgo: You’re so smart and strong, would you mind helping me carry this box?

Libra: You’re rude.. that’s pretty funny. I like you.

Sagittarius:  I’ve never kissed someone/had an orgasm before! 

Scorpio: I don’t like anyone here... except you, you’re different

Capricorn: Hey I’ve got two tickets to (anything) wanna come?

Aquarius: What kinda music do you like? *insert obscure artist* ME TOO

Pisces: what’s your astrological sign?

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If I find out you lied, you'll find out I'm crazy

Pisces, Gemini, Aries, Scorpio

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Why the Zodiac signs were late

Aries:  I had to shower and I got caught up singing

Taurus:  I had to grab some food.  I’m not myself on an empty stomach!

Gemini: I had to stop by this one-day sale. Don’t give me attitude I got something for you!

Cancer:  I saw a cat crossing the highway, had to pull over.  I actually found it a forever home too!

Leo:  I was getting ready and kept changing my outfit. I wasn’t feeling the one I picked out last night.

Virgo: I’m not late. You started early.

Libra: I saw a hot chick and I started talking to her...  

Sagittarius:  Oh I forgot to push my clock forward (some BOGUS lie)

Scorpio:  I had to hook up with someone(s) and these things take time, ya know?!

Capricorn:  I had a meeting run long. Closed a huge deal.

Aquarius:  I was 3 hrs early and fell asleep in my car.

Pisces:  I never even remembered we were meeting so you’re lucky I’m even here.

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Zodiac Signs: says the most SAVAGE thing then regrets it

Taurus Gemini Aries Pisces

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Your problems are ours to go through together. You're not alone anymore

Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus

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Why each Zodiac Sign HAD to ghost you

Aries: I know it’s not gonna work, not gonna waste my time explaining.

Taurus: I’m afraid you’re gonna cry and cause a scene.  You be crazy.

Gemini: Had too many bf/gfs lost track of which one you were

Cancer: Went through an emotional rollercoaster while you lost your phone and they’ve since cut you out of their lives.

Leo:  Cuz I’m trying to party and you keep interfering

Virgo:  You were getting too close to unravelling my web of lies

Libra:  I was dating like 3 people and I chose to get serious with...NOT you.

Capricorn: I’ll be back once my better options fall through

Sagittarius: You were getting more annoying than fun

Scorpio:  If I didn’t ghost you, I might’ve gone to jail for you

Aquarius:  I didn’t know how to tell you I wasn’t interested.

Pisces:  You genuinely frighten me

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Wants THE TRUTH but can’t handle it

Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces