Muppet Piss Slaves, Sarasometimes muppet friend.
Hello, my name is Nikola, i'm a clown muppet that used to be a muppet piss slave, recently I've been "adopted" in a way by someone who refers herself as "Sarasometimes". She owns a lot of bugs which is pretty cool but they constantly remind me of the cleanliness of the muppet piss factory, the tight spaces, the bugs all over, the fucking scent. I'm trying exposure therapy with her which is kind of her to do so but still, it still gives me night terrors often. I wake up in the middle of the night sweating in my dog bed (Yes, I sleep in a dog bed, all clown muppets do, do your damn research.) and I look up to see Sarasometimes sleeping, I sigh and dust myself and try to curl back into bed, just for my dreams to be contaminated with the mistreatment I dealt with when I was in the muppet piss factory, I even remember seeing Jaden smith's friend get executed and we had to fucking eat him the next day. I then wake up in a blanket and I look around, Sarasometimes wasn't home, I'd get up and went to the bugs to check up on them, looking more closely they were pretty cute, then I went to the kitchen and had my daily box of fruity pebbles. (Yes, clown muppets only consume fruity pebbles since that's the main part of their diet, anything else is considered abuse since it's toxic.) and then I head to my ipad and watch clown stimboards and rewatch all the muppet movies in chronological order. Maybe living with sarasometimes won't be a bad experience. - Nikola the muppet clown
never betray me nikola
