#piss problems

[hearthhuntescasty]

Trying so hard to piss that last drop out I puke instead

[blazetoofruity]

I hate using portapotties as a coochie haver

Like when you gotta spread your cheeks to lessen the amount of shitty toilet paper on yo pussy but then your asshole catches a chilly breeze and all you can do is sit through it and piss.

[when-you-cant-think-of-a-url]

I understand why they call it a watermelon now. After eating one I cannot stop peeing.

[wheres-the-pizza]

GUYS I DRANK ALMOST THIS ENTIRE FORTY AND I HAVENT GONE PEE YET.

im so fucking proud of my bladder.

[andsoju]

y'know when you have to pee and you're drunk and then you pee and you fucking break the seal so then you have to piss every fucking two mintues... yeah. shit.