#pissa^2

[katescribblesabit]

after the squidcraft games there was a reunion and a gut wrenching realization in the afterlife haha

Philza and Kristin are just vibing in the background B)

dialogue is in english since even though i watched qsmp i still don't know any spanish, lo siento q.q

[scheepstep]

PHIL MESSAGED MISSA AND HE SAID HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIM AND MAYBE MR PHILLIP AND MISSA SAID MAYBE NEXT WEEK IF HE HAS TIME GUUUUYS

[frutillaenconserva]

Mr. Phillip Headcannons!

So now that this wonderful man is getting a lot of attention I have a lot to say, the gates have been open, and I would never shut up now.

✦ So he is a Pudú hybrid, they're the smallest type of deer, and they have boba eyes, I think they are fitting.

✦ He dyes is hair with the change of seasons. Pink for Spring, Red/orange for fall, green for Summer and Blue for winter

✦ He adores Chayanne and Tallulah, they are his "cabros chicos" and he spoils them a lot.

✦ If Philza and Missa ask he would be a stay at home husband, make three home cook meal a day + snacks, do the laundry, take care of the children and all that stuff.

✦ His mum is Life, that's how he and Missa met, since his mum is Death

✦ If Missa is the moon, Philza is the sun, then Phillip is the eclipse.

✦ He would put cumbias in a rusty ass speaker and "seduce" his bofriends with his "dancing skills"

✦ He finally got Missa to be an honourably Chilean, he now wants Philza to be one. (he needs to get him to say 'conchetumare' first)

[rainbowchaox]

Anyways I’m headcanoning Philip as a Phoenix now literally escaped death two times and that means Missa type in men are birbs

[zenscrypt]

y’know I really do think the mr. phillip/philza/missa ship should be called mizterpissa (from phillip’s youtube) instead of just… pissa^2. phillip isn’t phil, they aren’t the same person so it doesn’t make sense to me why the polycule is treated as phil^2/missa

don’t get me wrong, pissa^2 is a very silly ship name but it does not look that great as a tag and it’s already caused tagging issues without the ^ present so… idk

[andiebomb]

“LOOK INTO MY EYES PHILLIP ITS GONNA BE OKAY!”

WHAT THE FUCK PHILZA MINECRAFT??????

[katescribblesabit]

This is them right?

o7 they all dead now, happy in hell haha

[frutillaenconserva]

Missa receiving his boyfriends in hell/ Missa reciviendo a sus novios en el infierno