I’m truly on the Best Timeline because the AAA guy that helped jump my friend’s car knew about the guy that grossly hit on me for an hour. Turns out he tried to do the same to a lady that needed AAA assistance for the same issue, and the AAA guy didn’t notice anything until she said “get away you creep!”
So of course he straightens up from behind the raised hood of her car and goes “what the hell do you want” to the guy in the sternest voice he can make. Of course the guy clammed up and tried to redeem himself and discredit the lady by saying that there wasn’t a problem
So the AAA guy pulls out his issued taser and presses it enough for the guy to see and hear that it’s a weapon he has on his person and tells him “now we definitely won’t have a problem”
The drunk guy books it from the parking lot and alllll the way across the street faster than the AAA guy has ever seen anyone go
