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Emma Swan uvu

OKAY back at it again

My favorite person from my canon: henry.My least favorite person from my canon: cora tbhHow tall I was: sliightly above average?Some of my physical traits: blonde hair, Signature red leather jacket, looks like she could kill you and could definitely kill youSome of my personality traits: pretty serious, not very trusting, fuckin LOVED my family and would do anything for themThe phrase/word/sound I said the most: honestly? probably “shit” or “fuck”My crush/partner (if I had one): killian *heart eyes* also neal but YKNOWMy best friend (if I had one): my first thought was neal and that’s damn depressing. henry.The most attractive person/people from my canon: KILLIANThe cutest possible ship from my canon: snowing i love my parentsThe worst possible ship from my canon: uhhh i guess rumple/cora or rumple/zelena. that shit was gross.Who I’ve found so far: killian, henry, rumple. i also have a friend i see as my neal. other ouat friends i feel are from my ruby canon.Who I really want to find: REGINA i’d say my parents but i know a snow (again, i consider her my snow from my red canon) soooo. Who I really don’t want to find: uhhh cora i guessWho I wish died: death means nothing in ouat.Who I wish hadn’t died: :) (: :) don’t. get me started.

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The Fool, The Sun, and The World for Korg? :o

The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?

I mean, Korg has done a lot of objectively stupid things in their life, trust me. But if you were to ask them. Calling Lana mom by accident on multiple occasions. I mean, they wouldn’t even admit to doing that but.

Also once they got arrested for freaking out people at the park because they were shaking bushes for coins. Apparently if you’re not some legendary hero off to save some princess, people think that’s weird, especially if you are doing it so furiously to every bush you come across!

The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse's life?

HOO WELL... Even though it’s really hard for them to think back on now without feeling Awful, back with their old family, with the kid they were bought for. They were best friends!! The kid saw them as much more than some music playing machine!!

Those were the happiest days of Korg’s life and now they can’t even think back on them fondly.

The World: What has been your muse's greatest success?

Well, still being alive for one.

That was morbid I’m sorry. But it. Really is, all things considered especially since they are not in the best robo-health.

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My Tumblr Crushes:

castorochiaro (25%)

seasidefanasties (6%)

rent2love (5%)

coulsart (4%)

rattlecat (4%)

pissyson (4%)

shrineart (3%)

gooberplex (2%)

meihemtrash (2%)

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AND THEN THE ONCE-LER OFC

My favorite person from my canon: my…self. also the lorax i guess.My least favorite person from my canon: MYSELF LOL but also MY FUCKING MOMHow tall I was: tall. like herb, legs for days.Some of my physical traits: Leggies, stupid hair, baby face.Some of my personality traits: LISTEN i just loved to have a good time but the whole. need to please my shitty family kinda. made me Bad.The phrase/word/sound I said the most: 100% singing to myselfMy crush/partner (if I had one): nopMy best friend (if I had one): *family of me by ben folds playing from another room*The most attractive person/people from my canon: honestly ME i’m cuteThe cutest possible ship from my canon: *SWEATS*The worst possible ship from my canon: me and ted whaaaat the fuckWho I’ve found so far: uhhhh no1 i don’t think i ever will o well (unless you count my mom who is absolutely my mom again in this life LOL)Who I really want to find: not rly actively looking for anyone or expecting to but if i met a lorax or ted i’d be like !!!!!!!!Who I really don’t want to find: th famWho I wish died: i don’t wanna say my mom but also :)Who I wish hadn’t died: i wish the lorax didn’t just peace out for decades but i guess i deserved it

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Roxanne Ritchie? 👀

My favorite person from my canon: m….e…gamind…My least favorite person from my canon: can hal just shut the fuck up foreverHow tall I was: kinda tallSome of my physical traits: the same damn head of hair i have in this lifeSome of my personality traits: the optimist that believes in heroes and that there’s good in everyone but still grounded enough in reality to be a news reporter. also snarky as hell.The phrase/word/sound I said the most: probs some reporter garb like “reporting live” but outside of work it was probably just. “god.”My crush/partner (if I had one): megamind husband for lifeMy best friend (if I had one): HONESTLY!!!! megsThe most attractive person/people from my canon: sorry to sound like a broken record but, the megaThe cutest possible ship from my canon: ME N MY ALIEN HUSBANDThe worst possible ship from my canon: me n hal….so nastyWho I’ve found so far: megs n minion. i also lowkey believe david is the bernard from my canon (like, the real bernard)Who I really want to find: metro man!!Who I really don’t want to find: if you’re hal stay a million feet away from meWho I wish died: uhhhh honestly i’m fine with hal being in jail so i guess no1Who I wish hadn’t died: uh

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Margalow

OMG thank u for this one i wasn’t expecting it and i looove bein margalo

My favorite person from my canon: STUART!!!!! honestly let’s see how many of these have “stuart” as the answerMy least favorite person from my canon: FALCON!!!! FUCK-A YOU!!!!!How tall I was: tiny birbSome of my physical traits: yeloSome of my personality traits: truly one of my biggest Yearners, absolute need to be free. kinda dishonest and easy to manipulate at first but still kind and once i found my family i was a lot better and happier with myself!The phrase/word/sound I said the most: prooooobably “stuart” lolMy crush/partner (if I had one): de mouseMy best friend (if I had one): *herb overkill voice* stu-art. but also snowbell!!The most attractive person/people from my canon: mr. and mrs. little are like…the most attractive coupleThe cutest possible ship from my canon: ME N STUART but also mr. and mrs. littleThe worst possible ship from my canon: there’s no stuart little fandom which is kind of a blessing bc could you imagine…. ppl shipping me n falcon :x or anything incest. or stuart/snowbell.Who I’ve found so far: stuart! Who I really want to find: snowbell o_oWho I really don’t want to find: thank god there’s No other stuart little k/ns bc FALCONS DON’T INTERACTWho I wish died: falcon did die, and i appreciate it, but can we Really appreciate that he died bc monty fuckin ate himWho I wish hadn’t died: rip stuart’s plane

i need to add that top of the world came on shuffle as i was finishing this What To Fuck

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Lefou !!

My favorite person from my canon: stanley!!!My least favorite person from my canon: :) :) :) guessHow tall I was: a lil shortSome of my physical traits: probably one of the most beautiful heads of hair i’ve ever hadSome of my personality traits: very dedicated and loyal (ha), flamboyant, fun at partiesThe phrase/word/sound I said the most: probably just. “why” @ gastonMy crush/partner (if I had one): stanley :’) <3My best friend (if I had one): i didn’t really have a best friend i just kinda knew/liked everyone. i mostly stayed in the village and didn’t visit the castle a loooot but belle and mrs. potts were really nice to me. and obvs i had stanley so i hung around w/ him, tom, and dick a lot.The most attractive person/people from my canon: stanley my god have you seen himThe cutest possible ship from my canon: st/nfou ;PThe worst possible ship from my canon: G/FOU LOLWho I’ve found so far: stanley and belleWho I really want to find: uhhh anyone’s coolWho I really don’t want to find: i know a gaston (who’s not my gaston lol) and we’re tight. but if a gaston i don’t know messaged me i’d probs burn my computerWho I wish died: :)Who I wish hadn’t died: :)

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Roland Strange Magic 🙏

SORRY CHRIS BUT THAT’S VERY CURSED AND YOU KNOW IT