#pit-pat

[thefundisorderdiary]

I was really worried about moving into a new place with carpets because the cats haven’t been on carpet since they were kittens having accidents. And they’ve had one accident each which is a lot less than I was expecting and now we’re all more settled here I get to enjoy the pit-pat sound as they walk around my room at night 😌

[illshitty]

Hey Microsoft

Come get your weird chatbot that suddenly appeared on my computer. I didn't ask for this manipulative little shit in my life.

You're seriously asking me to apologize to your bot? 🤣👎ta

[gotankgo]

[ohodenkirk]

Bob n’ pit-pat. 

[careeningle]

America's favorite magical, pansexual, nonthreatening spokesthing!

[painkillerthepigeon]

Globo-Chem. We own everything so you don't have to.

[danielleosaurus-rex]

I had no idea that Nestle Pure Life water was a Globo-Chem product!