#pitau

[mastercasefoot]

Félicitations au nouveau coach du MHSC Romain Pitau qui remplace ODO ✌️🟠🔵 Et merci 🙌🏻 #teammhsc #champion #montpellier #pitau #odo #mhsc (à Montpellier, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj2iDXXr-1o/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dancinginodessa]

rh-of-the-andromeda-galaxy replied to your post “Disembarked from the bus in Pittsburgh at 7:20 in the morning and...”

yes. do it. live.

<3

ilikecoconutnow replied to your post“Disembarked from the bus in Pittsburgh at 7:20 in the morning and...”

Nina my heart is soooooo fullllll for you. You ever find yourself wanting some distance solidarity I'm here. It feels like a risk but what is the bigger risk even?? Walking away from delicious happy feelings is risky too.

“What is the bigger risk even” - I love love love this.

pitau replied to your post “Disembarked from the bus in Pittsburgh at 7:20 in the morning and...”

what emk said

YES, validation from both halves of the power couple!

[magneticwave]

pitau replied to your post: As far as I can tell, undergrad teaches you how to...

undergrad teaches you how to start grad school teaches you to never stop

the sad & necessary truth

[oskargewalt]

Parquet 051

[dancinginodessa]

pitau said: The joke ends when HE licks your butt.

Or was this the end game all along??

[magneticwave]

Me: Oooh, it turns out today's LLS is on centromeres and pathogenesis. That sounds really awesome.

JT: pathogenesis

JT: to the layman: how viruses are born

JT: centromeres

JT: to the layman: baby centaurs and how they are born

JT: Pathogenesis: the study of how Phil Collins ruined everything

[dancinginodessa]

 plumintheicebox said: NO SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT-HANDED?  pitau said: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

This is the best combination of responses, guys.

[dancinginodessa]

lizakateisgreat replied to your chat: Wait, never mind

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

magneticwave replied to your chat: Wait, never mind

Nina, I think this boy is hitting on you with, like, high school-level moves.

pitau replied to your chat: Wait, never mind

I’m with Bella.

pitau replied to your post: A guy I went to high school with has been...

Man everybody is bored and searching for existential validation we just graduated again.

runningtheriskofbeingfree replied to your chat: Wait, never mind

…well then.

fromthefloatingworld replied to your chat: Wait, never mind

oh Dude, please teach me your smooth flirting techniques

I opened Tumblr up to all these comments and actually snorted out loud.

This dude is not invited to the butt-touching party.