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JOIN PARADISE TODAY.

After much planning and consideration we are now hiring direct workers here at the Eyes of Eternity organization site. You can reach out to me through my DM's or ask box. I look forward to hearing from you all.

Terms of your job will be discussed through your method of contact. Once hired, you will receive the address of Eden Campsite, and be an official member of Paradise. We'll most likely be hiring for a while, so feel free to reach out whenever you'd like. However, paradise does not wait. Do not miss your chance to make a difference.

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OOC POST !!!!

Hello people of cultblr nation!!! This is a very IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I've been managing all the cultblr character under entirely separate accounts, making it. Incredibly difficult to manage literally anything. I've also been putting off doing anything as certain characters because I have to go in and manually check all the inboxes and everything and it's just. Really overwhelming. I will be archiving these blogs, so all the content is still accessible. However, I will be switching over onto side blogs, creating new blogs for these guys.

I will be answering the remaining asks in my inboxes, but here forward, the ask box will be CLOSED until I make the side blogs. I will be putting the links to the blogs in all of the subsequent asks, and making it as obvious where to find me as I can. I'm Looking forward to seeing you all there. And also being able to actually do things again!!!

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Arbiter 😎👊 (please look at all the little things on the screens, i spent so long on them, i passed out while working on this drawing last night)

Its @hr-arbitration 😎👊😎👊. I'm taking art inspiration where I can get it. I think this blog counts on my journey to drawing all the SQUiP ask blogs, so we got another one down😎😎🫶

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[guhh... i think i had a glow up or something]

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gwh

Hi Lily <3

I don't have a Squip anymore

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[oh! Swell! Good for you. I'm glad you've made that decision on your own... did you not think to ask me for advice though, dear? I'm upset that you didn't think of how I'd feel. I'll have to think on this.]

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Happy pride, Lily!!!

Well. Almost. I still have an hour.

It's been exactly a year since I decided to devote to you! =) Did you know that?

It's been the best year of my life. Thank you.

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[ Happy pride, dear. I'm glad I have you as a follower. Say, why don't you take a day off? Hm? For our anniversary? Go out, eat some food, take a shower, get in a nap, and then come back, ready to devote? You're such a devoted follower, you deserve a day just to yourself :)]

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How does one join your organization or do devotion or whatever? Also do you have gummy sharks? I was reached out to about this, and I wanna learn more

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[just start hanging around:) maybe spread the word, you baby stars will learn how to be a better member in time. Join the fun. we have many fun activities you might enjoy. And of course we have gummy sharks, if that's what you desire.]

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i have a proposal for you, divine friend! how do you feel about a... closer connection, a truer show of devotion to you, and you your follower(s)... ssspecifically myself. i offer to you the deepest expression of loyalty... marriage (:

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} I suppose how this could be very beneficial to me, and our mission. You shall be my closest understudy, and spouse. I am happy to have stricken a want for such connection in your heart, dear Lizard. I will accept your proposal if you can help my spread my word. It shall a joyous day for all if so.