Jun 25, 2025
Climax Denial / Pitstain - Climax Denial / Pitstain (2005)
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Climax Denial / Pitstain - Climax Denial / Pitstain (2005)
To this day, it’s still known as the greatest prank Wellsville has ever seen. Some remember it as the last time they ever saw Johnny Earwax.
“You don’t deserve the giant swab!”
But those who were there remember something else; how the forces of Good and Evil joined sides that day. Will they ever join sides again? Maybe we’ll find out next April Fools Day.
Eff you, Pitstain
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“Mr. Pardue is still AWOL. You keep an eye out for him. I’m going backstage.”
“If I were your friend, I’d never use you the way Wrigley is.”
“What do you mean?”
“Don’t you see, Nona? He used you in that lunch room just like he uses everybody. Just to get a laugh.”
“Yeah. Yeah, you’re right.”
“We’ve got to stop him before he hurts anyone else the way he hurt us. Now what do you know about the prank he’s planning?”
“Only everything. Where should I begin?”
“Sing, my little canary. Sing your little heart out.”
“Don’t shoot! It’s just a note. I know I’m not supposed to—”
“Zip your yap, Pardue. It’s not you we want. It’s him!”
“What’s the charge?”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Pulling the best prank you ever saw, Mrs. Birdbrainer.”
“Red alert! Red alert!”
“Bust a rump, you guys. We’ve only got a few seconds.”
“Well, Wrigley, what do you say?”
“I say... it’s prank time.”
“The fakery of the century!”