Pete and Pete GIFs

The Adventures of Pete and Pete, one GIF at a time. Manufactured in Wellsville, USA with the Krebstar GIF-Matic 6000.

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“I always hated donuts. But I like you.”

So that’s how I spent my Career Week. Little did I know that when Stu invited me into the wonderful world of bus driving just how wonderful it could be.

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“Stu, i have something I have to tell you.”

“You know, before you say anything, I have something to tell you, too. Let’s take a break! I think we could both use one.”

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“Pete.”

“Ellen, you might not want to stick around. When I tell Stu what I did—“

“There’s a miracle vending solution to your modern-day problem. It’s a first class ticket to Venezuela. Leaves in 30 minutes. Take it before Stu—”

“I, uh, am gonna go fill some other machines. Over… across town.”

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“You probably think I’m a doof, but I gotta get this bus back. Maybe some other time?”

“Maybe.”

“Kids. Just when you think you’ve got them all figured ooooouuuuuut!”

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“I’m sorry.”

“What’s wrong?”

“This might sound stupid, but I can’t do this to Stu.”

“Stu?”

“Well, he believed in me and he trusted me. He even showed me how to press the red and the blue knobs to get warm water.”

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“This is gonna sound crazy, but if you scramble the letters in your name, you can make 27 different words — and all of them are great!”

“Really? When I think of you, three words come to mind: trust, loyalty and niceness.”

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“Ding-dong. The witch is dead.”

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“You know, unless I’m mistaken, I’ve never been on a date with a bus driver before.”

“It’s the uniform, isn’t it? The distinctive poly-cotton blend. You’re drawn to it.”

“Actually, it’s you. You must be pretty special. Stu trusts you.”

“Well… that’s me. Mr. Special.”

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“You’re not gonna get in trouble with Stu, are you?”

“Stu? He’s my man! He’s with the program.”

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“So, why don’t I put on the finishing touches to my… TRUST! LOYALTY! NICENESS!”

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“Carrot top Judas… THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!!”

“Stu, stop!”

“Ten-four, good buddy. We’ll catch you on the flip side. ...I’m fine! And dandy.”

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“So, I was wondering… if you weren’t doing anything… maybe we could go for a drive?”

“You mean, in the bus?”

“Sure! We’ve got a full tank of gas and wide open road.”

“Oh, boy.”

“Okay! Where to?”

“You leave that to me. Next stop: Smedley’s Creek.”

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“Well, Penelope, looks like it’s just you and me. One more stop.”

“Yeah, I guess so.”

“One more stop already? Man, that kid can gooo! Young man, you’re a-bus drivin’ now!”

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Maybe I was a fudge sucker, but I was a fast one. I had earned a precious 29 minutes alone with Penelope.

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

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“Hey! I made that mailbox for Father’s Day! You know, in Kreb Scouts we have a word for guys like you.”

“Yeah… a fudge sucker!”

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While I made record time, Stu made a celebration cake in my honor using the engine block cooking method.

“Call it a cake.”

…Not that I deserved it.

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“Attention, passengers, this is your captain Pete Wrigley. You may notice a little turbulence on our flight today. Nothing to be too concerned about. Any questions?”

“What time can we be expecting the hot towels?”

“I have a feeling my 4:10 haircut is gonna be canceled!”