#pity date

[chewties]

[seasauvage787]

Your Dragon Ate My Snowflake Chapter Four: The Pity Date Challenge

Wait… wait! I've got another pity date for you. All right this is a pity not pitiful date. A guy crashes into your car and then you've got no way home. So of course he volunteers to take you home. But in the meantime he volunteers to take you to dinner. I get very sarcastic when I’m hungry. That’s rude and I feel bad that I’m being rude. I try to be nice. Now you go to dinner and he tells you his whole sad pitiful life story. Then you find out during your conversation that he works for your father. He's totally embarrassed because he has totally screwed up. Or he's afraid he has totally screwed up his relationship with his mentor…. your dad because his car demolished yours. So then he takes you home. Then trips out and goes for a run. That's a pity date! But not too bad because everybody’s embarrassed.

Want to read more???

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10130150/chapters/22596365

[iconnotbuildameowntain]

I got asked on a date and I said yes because I felt bad for him but I really don't want to go. I hate this.

[suga-meowmeow]

soberactionsdrunkthoughts took me on a pity date today because im a poor college student. 

[standingontheoverpass1]

Four hot athletes' identical reactions when they looked up my ex;

Me: yeah... Thats their name

Hot boys: ... BAHAHAHAHA WHAT

[grneyedmonster15]

My ex-husband just texted me and asked me out on a pity date

He's bored and wants to see a movie, so he asked if I want to go. It's totally a pity date because I have no social life and he knows it. Doesn't matter. I'll take it. We're going to see Man of Steel. 

[ventingiskey]

i know you're my prom date now

but don't lie

you never wanted to go with me

you never wanted to ask me

i'm a pity date

always have been

always will be.

[boundforfailure]

The worst thing about this, was I was pity date. She didn't like me, but maybe she could.... God this feels horrible, wish I just stayed single. dlksjfajsdk;j