tired of drinking dumb bitch juice
today i had a mini-crisis in the library when i was wandering down the aisles and couldn’t remember what albertstein’s name was as if we all just called him by his last name as a society??? and i felt bad for this genius dude whose name was used incorrectly?? i thought his name was all one word and i couldn’t remember what it was. it’s 12 hours later, and i just now remembered.
TL;DR i’m suing my parents for birthing me













