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'I've come undone,

I think I'll kill everyone.

My, what have I done?

Fuck it, let's kill everyone.'

Piyres Serial Killer/Horror AU. It's new and I might make a story of it.

Emily: when I said “bring me something back from the beach” I meant like a seashell

Nate: *struggling to hold onto a seagull* well you didn’t fucking say that

Nate: I am the embodiment of evil. I will show you what true pain and sorrow and havoc looks li-

Emily: Babe, you sleep with a teddy and call him 'Wolfie'

Nate: He is my second in command! S-Shut up!

Emily: And you get flustered at any inconvenience...

Nate, crossing arms with Wolfie in hand: N-No I do not...

*Emily knocks on ex-girlfriend's door*

Ex: Who is it?

Nate: Your doom!

Emily: Don't say that, who answers the door to their doom?

Nate: You're right... Basket of puppies!

Nate: I’m too sober for this.

Emily: You don’t even drink.

Nate: Maybe I should start.

Emily: “I was not aware you were a badass!”

Nate: “I am such a-” *Twirls a bat before accidentally hitting themself*

Emily: “And we are back to dork.”

Emily: We’re just friends

Nate: Exactly!

Emily: Who get along really well

Nate: Mhhmm

Emily: Who are really attracted to each other sometimes

Nate: Wait what

Nate: Here, I made you coffee.

Emily: *takes cup* Thank you.

Emily: Why is it empty?

Nate: I actually don't know how to make coffee...but it's the thought that counts, right?

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