#pizza bones

[pt-lozer]

Friend: Hey do you want my pizza crusts?

Me: Ah yes. Pizza bones. Hand them over.

[cthulhu-of-the-night]

In case anyone wanted to know the pizza beast that you get pizza from. They are incredibly hard to debone.

[squidmouth]

PEOPLE

[algusunderdunk]

I want to start up a pizza franchise called Pizza Bones. Our commercial jingle would cut off at the third of four lines so the cadence would always leave you wanting more. Like, "Shave and a haircut, two-"

Come on down

To Pizza Bones

We've got food

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[scr4wny-cl0wn-sn4tch]

Me, to my friend: Dad, do you want my pizza bones?

My friend: *looks at me and shakes his head, unfazed*

Me: ...oh, ok.

[annikaplant-blog]

In my house, we call pizza crusts “pizza bones”. If you ask for “boneless pizza” here, we’ll probably just give you a weird look and cut the crust off your slice, thinking to ourselves “eat the pizza bones you coward”.

[arcadian-vampire]

Story time. When I was really little, I was obsessed with pizza crusts. They were my favorite food. Except, I didn't know they were called 'crusts'. I called them pizza bones because they reminded me of bones... Pizza bONES. The bones of a pizza. I wanted to devour all the bones I could get my hands on. At parties, I went around and asked people "Can I have your pizza bones?" and was vry confused when they died laughing. To this day, I am still very much a fan of pizza bones.