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KASICH EATS PIZZA WITH BUTT
NEW YORK CITY (BoringWitlessRetort) - In an embarrassing gaffe that angered New York voters, Republican presidential candidate John Kasich ate a pizza with his butt instead of his mouth.
“That ain’t how you eat a pizza in New York,” said New York City resident Richie Badaboomini. “You eat it with your mouth! Put the pizza in your mouth, chew it up with your teeth, swallow it down your throat. Forget about it.”
“I’m walking here,” added Badaboomini.
In response to the backlash, Kasich apologized for not being aware of the sacred customs of New York City.
“I should have been more sensitive to the citizens of this great city,” an emotional Kasich said in a press conference in front of Famous Ray’s, a famous pizza restaurant in New York City, “I’m just so used to Ohio, where we do eat pizza with our butts, and when we throw up the pizza we call it ‘chili’ and sell it as food.”
Unfortunately for the Ohio governor, it appeared that the apology came too late, as his poll numbers in the state of New York plummeted to 0%.
“I’d be surprised if Kasich gets a single vote here,” said New York City resident Jimmy Taxicabs. “You just can’t come to this city and eat a pizza with your butt and expect to be respected.”
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