#pizza challenge

[askjewelin]

Okay ya workaholics, it's time for a race.

But not any race but a special race to determine who's the fastest...at eating pizza.

In front of you both is a pizza each of your choosing. Who will finish first?

Is the victory worth it?

1...2...3 GO!

"Oh please, I have this in the bag. Tangle and I did similar stuff like this back then."

"Don't boast now, Tiny. You should know that I am the champion here."

The rest continues below!

And the challenge is off! Jewel is being very strategic and stacks 2 slices on top of each other. Lanolin has the same idea but OH she stacks 3!

Though what surprises Lanolin is that Jewel goes crust FIRST. Jewel makes eye contact and states, "Removing the least efficient portion first prevents end-stage slowdown.”

Lanolin scoffs. “Why would you eat the boring part first??”

Five bites later, Lanolin realizes she has created a triple-decker cheese catastrophe. The stack tilts. The cheese stretches like it’s fighting for its life. Grease has become a factor.

Meanwhile, Jewel continues with alarming consistency. Bite. Chew. Controlled sip of water. No carbonation. No bloating. Just hydration management.

Lanolin, refusing to be outdone, grabs her soda and chugs.

Immediate mistake.

“I CAN STILL WIN.”

Jewel smirks. “Carbonation causes unnecessary internal pressure, my dear Lano.”

Lanolin powers through two more chaotic bites before slowing down dramatically. The three-slice stack has become structurally unstable. Crusts begin accumulating on her plate.

And that’s when it hits her.

She has six crusts left.

Jewel on the other-hand, neatly folds her last 2 slices in half. One precise bite. A second. A final, composed chew.

She dabs at the corner of her mouth with a napkin.

Swallows.

And gently sets her empty plate aside.

Silence.

Lanolin is mid-chew. Sauce on her cheek. Eyes wide in disbelief.

“…No.”

Jewel folds her hands. “Consistency outperforms excess.”

Lanolin hurriedly tries to power through the rest of her slice, but the earlier soda decision has sealed her fate. She slows. Dramatically. Painfully.

Jewel gives a small, satisfied nod.

“Victory was inevitable.”

Lanolin finally finishes, slumping back in her chair.

“…I regret nothing.”

A beat.

“…I regret the soda.”

Jewel stands, perfectly composed despite consuming an entire pizza at alarming speed.

“Next time,” she says calmly, “I recommend two slices per stack.”

Lanolin squints.

“There won’t be a next time.”

Pause.

“…Okay maybe there will.”

[thekushalofalltime]

Pizza week

This challenge involves you and your friends eating pizza for all 7 days of the week

Pizza weeks always falls on the second week of November every year (but you can do it earlier if you want). And you have to do something different every day of the week. And it doesn’t have to be the challenges listed down here,you can make up your own challenges.

Monday:eat pizza! For all 3 meals of the day

Tuesday:chug soda then eat pizza

Wednesday:eat a spicy pizza!

Thursday:eat a garlicky pizza

Friday:eat pizza during class

Saturday:go to a pizza place you’ve never been to

Sunday:eat all the leftovers from the days before

Yes,this challenge is painful. Yes,you will never look at pizza the same way. Yes,this is will damage you wallet more than your stomach but it’s super fun I swear.

[makemewaddle]

I want to eat 6 large pizza’s for my next video, if you would like to help my paypal is here https://www.paypal.me/makemewaddle

Reblog if you like fatty’s eating pizza

[johnthestitcher]

If you count the flat edges, there are 13 - not 12 - possible slices. How do you cut a pizza into 13 slices?????

[lorenzo-insigne]

He can cook, too. I'm speechless

[emmavsryan-blog]

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[ankabaka-blog]

AN EPIC PIZZA CHALLENGE ft. DEBONAIRS PIZZA | THE TRIPLE DECKER

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