#securitywaiter

[skxtchb3ar]

Rip securitywaiter, i will love you forever 💔

But i think i found a new love

[securitywaiter]

so we can all agree that mike works at sparky’s now, right? because if his aunt didn’t die then where’d he get the money to move. lol. lmao even.

[glamrockmike]

securitywaiter was already a crackship-turned-semiserious-ship (but still largely crack) but with the toy bonnie casting announcement it has become ten times funnier

toy bonnie: and what’s more, you are a FUGLY, WORTHLESS, SKANK. you SLUT. i’ll skin you. do you have the BALLS to fight me? whore.

mike: is that my fucking boyfriend

[redd-byrd]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2026. SECURITYWAITER

ITS NOT MY BEST WORK. SHITTY SKETCH IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIFT. BUT I FINALLY DID IT AGAIN

[metallicmikus]

miketosis is the securitywaiter of 2025

and i’m loving this

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

hi i know i haven’t been here in like five years but i wrote fnaf yaoi ok bye

[maccapotatoes]

Everyone has moved on and is shipping miketosis (Mike Schmidt & Michael Afton) after fnaf 2… BUT WHAT ABT THE ANCIENT TEXTS (a lil over 2 years old ) OF SECURITYWAITER!!!!???

I am GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE BC I MISS MIKE SCHMIDT AND NESS!!😭😭😭 I remember reading some fanfic rewrite of the fnaf 1 movie which heavily featured Ness and in my heart that is cannon!!

[saltshakergirl18]

My friends and I watched the 2nd fnaf movie, afterward we made jokes about Mike x Michael and somewhere Ness and securitywaiter got added into the mix. So, being the gacha kid I was, I threw ‘Noah’ into the conversation as well. And thus, this crack ship was born. 

It’s two names currently are Moah Mess and 2NM. I WILL be posting more of them and probably a very long fanfic.