#pizza wisdom

[animatedwisdom]

There seem to be a lot of wise phrases related to pizza.

[yolki-palki]

[follow-your-pizza]

Do you ever make q stupid mistake then realise you fucked up but you keep going anyway bc you are a peace of shit

[embrace-tranquility]

//hello yes i also enjoy folded pineapple pizza. i also cut them with scissors occasionally OuO

[[ I don’t fold my pizza, but yesss more pinapple pizza people!! Welcome to the crew!! ]]

[embrace-tranquility]

// i kNOW IM LATE TO THIS BUT WHY DO YOU CUT YOUR PI ZZ A W/ SCISSORS ??

[[ Oh BOI let me tell you about the life-hack that is cutting pizza with scissors. You get perfect slices, you don’t have to press that fucking knife hard to break the crust, because the scissor cuts right through it and it is so much faster than using a pizza cutter. I’ve cut pizza with scissors ever since I was a kid, used a pizza cutter one time, and just. It’s so much SLOWER than scissors you have to press the stupid thing very hard to slice the pizza when with a scissor you can just snip snip and you’re done. ]]

[[ I normally cut my pizza’s with a bit larger scissors than normal scissors, but you also have special pizza scissors. ]]

[[ Trust me, throw your pizza cutters away and use scissors. ]]

[escorteren]

Every ask is a nsfw ask if you try hard and believe in yourself

from experience in being a lil' shit

[filthypizza]

[filthypizza]