#pizzasluuut

[barinketh]

bæbe,

got yr postcard | wrapped my eyes round my head three/four times trying to wade through the river of text | come & hold my hænds, i'll feed ya bourbon & you can cry on me | shoulders like sponges, dær...

[barinketh]

ÆN,

pizzasluuut,

ænenome / ænanbannanæ / pomængranate / ramma ænna ding dong / moonæn daydræm / salsa picænte / not so tæn / meet me outside the office one of them these days plz & thanks in ædvance.  we can pool our resources & grab some vino & hug, hug lots, 'cause life can't ever, not never, get us down.  [cue chumbawumbæ]

shrim' xo shræm

[bigballomeat]

@pizzasluuut @whorevidal @tobycelery

[whorevidal]

we're not ever gonna have friends are we emma

--baby sis

[whorevidal]

holy shit i after all your sister picture spamming i wish i was yours/pizzaslut's sister. ugh, i don't even have a sister. i am sad now goodnight.

aww bbgurl we like u come here newayz if smacking the shit out of two sisters @ fbros shows is rly rly fun (it is) three must make it thrice idk i didn't major in math

[whorevidal]

^it's a link

[whorevidal]

so it goes:

the proud www.pizzasluuut.tumblr.com &nd www.whorevidal.tumblr.com policy-tradition of only associating with those who have a wikipedia page to their name continues. supahfans!

[unfuckyourhabitat]

not so much a question as much as it is a "helpful" tip: don't put off cleaning your bathroom by chewing off all of your cuticles and then using a container entire of clorox with bleach. hurts real bad, man. the good news is my bathroom is unfucked!

Um, ow! But yay for the bathroom.