Hi guys! Today I want to share with you the hilarious fruit of a conversation I had with the great @meinewellemeinstrand. You can't imagine the laughter, and after careful analysis, I've decided to share the fruit of that conversation here.
Have you already had the topic "What cookies could Rammstein be?"
Today, I bring you "What pizzas could Rammstein be?"
So here we are!
Oliver - Margherita
A timeless classic, because when you can't choose from all the options on the menu, you know that pizza will always be there. The cornerstone of the company. When in doubt, the choice always goes there. Because that pizza is there, reliable and always available, and in those simple ingredients you can always find excellent flavor. And that's where it all starts. Margherita, your reliable companion on adventures that never disappoints. And with the buffalo mozzarella option, you find perfection in simplicity. An authentic, reassuring, and elegant pizza.
Paul - Crudaiola/Primavera
A fresh pizza that doesn't require waiting to be eaten. It doesn't have a specific name, but as soon as it arrives, it's ready to be enjoyed, and you don't have to wait for others to eat if you want. A pizza that makes you think of spring. For those who are always on the go. The pizza for those who are cheerful and hate heaviness of life. A person who seeks balance in moderate and subtle flavors. A pizza for those who appreciate the simple joys of life.
Flake - Marinara
Like the Margherita, it is another iconic pizza in the history of pizza. Few ingredients, but flavorful as a whole. It is the pizza for those who want to savor the quality of the dough and the sauce. A minimalist pizza, without frills, but pure as a whole. Suitable for determined people and those with a bit of an old-fashioned soul, and even those who want to test the skill of the pizza chef. Because even simplicity has its art.
Til - Diavola with 'Nduja
This is not a pizza for the faint of heart, but for those who desire extreme flavor. An intense pizza without compromise, without half measures, that can only be loved madly by true enthusiasts who love the live fire that burns passionately within. To have the maximum sensory pleasure here and now. It's not a balance you seek, but an explosion that overwhelms you. A bold and visceral pizza that will leave its mark.
Richard - Pistacchiosa
The pizza in question isn't just any pizza. A specific pizza for those who choose luxury but also flavor. For someone who likes to experiment with contrasts, sweet and savory, and find harmony. Just like in life. It's for someone modern, curious, and who loves to indulge in even the most sophisticated and delicious flavors. A pizza to savor, not to eat quickly. A pizza for those who want to enjoy it, but with style and a touch of abundance.
Schneider - Capricciosa
It's the pizza for those who want everything in one dish. It's the pizza for you if you don't know which one to choose on the menu. It's the pizza that surprises you with every bite, a different flavor with every bite that never leaves you indifferent with its flavor. A pizza that knows how to amaze you. An eclectic chaos. Complex and a little sentimental. It's not a pizza of just one nuance, but a pizza that can give you an entire rainbow of flavors.
And here we are at the end! I hope you enjoyed this post and it made you smile because it certainly did with me and made me quite hungry. I hope you enjoyed the choices and if so, please share your opinions!