Apr 24, 2016
Me, in cat PJs and still wearin my 80's makeup even tho it's like almost midnight, talking to my mom
Me: I'm getting the rest of this blue eyeshadow off my face and going to bed. Or not, i dunno. I look pretty hot right now, cat pjs and all.
Mom: *laughs*
Me: don't laugh, it's true okay? People have to look attractive in cat pjs or they aren't attractive.
Me:In fact that's why nobody's vying for my affection. I don't wear cat pjs to school. If i did people would be all over me.
Mom:so your cat pjs bring all the boys to the yard?
Me:yeah basically.
