#plagueratchancy

[plagueratchancy]

Yup, Gabrielle sure asks Xena.  [So I totally forgot I made these YEARS ago, at the height of my Xena obsession. While I still LOVE Xena and watch episodes. I haven’t made gifs, fan fiction, fan videos, or art for it in a long while.]

[starkid-but-its-gun]

Wiggly is a fuckin' GUN.

Gundy wun

[incorrectcriticalrolequotes]

I don’t feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent.

Grog

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I changed my mind about having kids. I’m gonna have one, and feed it to this bear, ‘cause I love him so much.

Vex'ahlia

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Percy: Dynamite. Now in my experience, dynamites solves all manners of problems. They can’t kill us if they’re in pieces.

Vex: Oh yeah, sure, sure dynamite. I’ll just go get some from the kitchen.

[neonprotagonist]

If your still doing the ship thing, Kima and Allura

who is the big spoon/little spoon allura is the little spoon!!! kima teases her endlessly about it but they both really enjoy it its so sweet to see allura, whos worked herself to the bone and barely slept, to be sleeping peacefully with a small smile on her face as kima unbraids her hair and looks at her with nothing but pure, unadulterated love

what is their favorite non-sexual activity when they were younger it was always a toss up between fencing and chess. allura wasnt as good at fencing as kima, but she cold be very agile. and allura was always a better stradegizer than kima, but kima’s full of surprises.

who uses all the hot water in the morning allura. she walks out of the bathroom with a serene smile on her face but kima sees it as smug but its okay because kima usually takes cold showers anyway.

what they order from take out allura likes gyros from the greek restaurant near her work but kimas fine with anything as long as theres lots of protein.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over who has to get out of bed when someones knocking on their door at fucking seven in the morning like good God these two are NOT morning people.

who does most of the cleaning theyre both usually too busy to clean but when they do clean they do it together. kima is better at picking things up and alluras better and cleaning off countertops and stuff and making things look nice.

what has a season pass in their DVR kima.

who controls the netflix queue allura. she has kima hooked on the x files but she would never admit it.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working allura, with kima in the background yelling and hitting the heater. it doesnt help.

who leaves their stuff around ALLURA she just leaves her coffee mugs everywhere and her papers are scattered all around the house and why does she have so many crystals? where did she get all these crystals? i dont know, neither does she, but kima just found one in their bed and shes Tired.

who remembers to buy the milk allura remembers but she always gets skim and AINT NO ONE GOING TO BE DRINKING THAT, ‘LLURA. WHOLE MILK IS FUEL, WHAT IS THAT? BABY MILK? ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME DRINK BABY MILK ALLURA. even though babies are supposed to drink whole milk too but KIMA DOESNT CARE SHE REFUSES SKIM so thats why she tries to remember to buy the milk.

...ALLURA DOESNT EVEN DRINK MILK WHY ARE YOU THING THIS ALLURA.

who remembers anniversaries until kima met allura she really absolutely despised anniversaries and everything that has to do with them but now she always knows when to clear allura schedule and she has everything memorized she remembers when they first met and when they first kissed and when they first got together etc etc etc and if allura brings it up she gets really flustered and blushy but if anyone else tease her about it they dead

[acommonrose]

plagueratchancy replied to your photoset:Vex’ahlia + bisexuality

Which periscope is the Second gig from?

Right here, right around the 1:06:15 mark.

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Vex, I'm losing the track of the plan. Are you going to flirt him to death?!

Vax'ildan