#platonic dlampt

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Someone, in reference to Baby Deceit and Baby Virgil: Aw, are they twins?

Roman: One is a stunt double.

Thomas: The hospital had a “have one get one free” offer.

Remy: I don’t know. I found them like this.

Logan: Well they’re from two different dads.

Patton: One is a really clever forgery.

Emile: What? There was only one when I left the house.

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*Roman and Logan have been deaged into babies*

Thomas: This is ridiculous! They’re such picky babies!

Patton: Who even took care of them when they were this young the first time!?

Virgil: Oh, that was Deceit.

Virgil: DECEIT!

Deceit: *rises up*

Deceit: *excited upon seeing Roman and Logan so tiny again* Oh, my children are tiny again?

Virgil: Take care of em until it wears off.

Deceit: Done. 

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Thomas: What are good responses to say to your attacker before being thrown out a window?

Patton, no hesitation: I guess I fell for that one.

Deceit, offended: Excuse you, I have ways I intend to die and this isn’t one of them.

Virgil, sighing: Thanks.

Logan: Can I just do this myself? I’ve waited a lifetime to make a logic throwing itself out the window joke.

Roman, excitedly: Weeeeeeeeee!

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Thomas: What are reasons you should adopt black cats?

Roman: They’re adopted less because of superstition.

Deceit: The fuzzy one look like soot motes.

Virgil: People think you’re a witch and leave you alone.

Logan: Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes, which is inadvertently hilarious.

Patton: Cat.

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Deceit: *pokes his head out between the railings of the stairs*

Deceit: *flicks his tongue and bobs his head a bit*

Logan: Hi.

Patton: That is adorable.

Virgil: He’s like ‘give me food, I demand food’.

Roman: Aw!

Thomas: *throws a bag of gummy mice at him*

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Logan: *does something questionable or unhealthy* lol

Deceit/Patton/Roman/Virgil/Thomas: *does something questionable or unhealthy*

Logan: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated.

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Fic titles: Why would you do that?

Okay, Unsympathetic Patton Warning for the beginning.

Patton gets super heated during a debate and smacks Deceit and screams at him. And, when he tries to apologize, Deceit just starts crying and then leaves and ducks out.

Virgil is the one to scold Patton, only for Patton to smack him too while telling him that ‘he’s just another dark side’, which makes Virgil leave and duck out too.

The next day, without Patton knowing, Roman and Logan coax Virgil and Deceit from their rooms and to talk to Thomas about their individual pasts with the dark sides. Thomas assured them that they’re both welcomed and accepted and loved no matter their pasts.

When Patton finds out they did all of this behind his back, he shows up to see how vulnerable and emotionally fragile he made them and tries his best to apologize and make up for it, that it was just a one time thing and he’ll make sure it never happens again.

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Deceit: *showing off his new black cat to everyone* Found this little guy outside in the rain in the grey area. Her name is Rainbow.

Virgil, who’s very superstitious: That thing looks like a demon! Why would you name her after something so colorful.

Patton, stuffed up from his allergy but unwilling to not pet the cat: It is obviously a black floof and has/will never hurt a soul! Did you even look at it!?