#dlamp

[synn3d]

This was too perfect 😭😭😭

[nonmanprince]

a very dlamp birthday to roman (i couldnt not make ship art for his birthday who do you think i am)

[sandersontheside]

What Your Favorite Sanders Sides Ship Says About You

Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's excellent series!

Prinxiety: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Also, you probably watched BBC Merlin at some point.

Analogical: Your ideal relationship dynamic is two cats on opposite ends of the same couch.

Anxceit: Your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you decided: [spongebob meme] What’s better than ONE edgy boy? TWO edgy boys!

Dukexiety: I’m not saying you for sure see a therapist, but I am saying with as much love as possible, that maybe you should.

Moxiety: You are touch starved. You don't want to be hugged, you want to use another human being as a weighted blanket.

Logicality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife x sitcom husband.

Intruality: Either "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse" depending on which side you're projecting on

Royality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is himbo x himbo, and you have so much ADHD.

Remrom: 🚨 FBI OPEN UP 🚨

Logince: How's that crush on your much more extroverted best friend going?

Intrulogical: Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint The Master from Doctor Who as the beginning of your crippling addiction to the most unhinged characters known to fiction.

Lociet: Half of you came here from shipping L and Light in Death Note, and half of you came here from shipping Sherlock and Moriarty in BBC Sherlock.

Dukeciet: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of committing arson together.

Roceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just that tumblr post that's like "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself, coward."

Mociet: I'm not saying you for sure have daddy issues, but I am saying I would be surprised if you didn't

LAMP/DLAMP(polycule): You don’t like to make decisions.

Nicomas: And, finally, you are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome. You just want good things for Thomas, and really, who wouldn't?

[analoceits]

i love DLAMP as a dynamic however i find it viscerally boring when theyre all boyfriends that have a completely normal relationship but also boring when they are just besties. i need them to be Insane and weird.

moceit is in an on-and-off again that could be straight out of a sitcom with how bullshit the dramatics are. they are so divorced and also married. this somehow does not effect the rest of the polycule.

janus keeps trying to break up analogical. virgil and logan both think this is him flirting. this pisses virgil off, and makes logan blush. logan and janus have made out abt this before. virgil and janus almost did but virgil panicked, bit him, and ran away.

moxiety and royality are both very VERY cute qprs. prinxiety arent dating or a qpr but they do occasionally make out. usually after sparring or after heated arguments. no one knows why, and no one plans to ask.

virgil one time, for sillies put out official polycule roles for everyone on the fridge. patton was the cook, roman was twink, janus was gender transer, and logan was tax-filer, before virgil scratched it out and replaced it with "poor little meow meow". the chaos after shouldve been expected.

(janus's official role is Gender Transer bc her being genderfluid made both virgil (bigender, she/he) and logan (transfem, they/she) realize they may Not Be Cis.)

remus isnt in the polycule but he has Something going on with every non-roman member of the polycule. no one can quantify exactly what, but it is Something. roman covers his ears and goes "LALALALA" when anyone brings this up.

roman AND janus both have an official Boyfriend Leaderboard. they are both permanently at the top of each others leaderboards because "mutually assured destruction". somehow, this causes very few problems.

remy has had a Thing with all of them. all of them really want to ask abt adding him to the polycule, but none of them know abt remys Things with the others so they dont know if its appropriate yet. remy knows and finds this fucking hilarious.

[fandom-queen-13]

OK SO I JUST HAD THIS SANDERS SIDES FIC IDEA

So. Urban fantasy/superpower AU, and Virgil can see into the future. Not far, and not for very long, but it's there. One night, he sees himself at a party of Roman's for some reason, and despite everything, he feels like he needs to go. So, he's at the party, just standing around awkwardly, and nothing really happens. Maybe Roman gives him a look every now and then, but all in all, nothing happens. Virgil feels like something was supposed to happen, so he goes to the party. And the next, and the next, and the next. Nothing's really changed, he's there at the back of the party, just. Watching.

Until one night, Virgil decides to stop. Maybe he's not feeling great, or maybe he's decided that what he saw already happened and he was just there for no reason. Either way, he doesn't show up at the party and just stays home.

Cue someone (I thought of it as Roman but it can really be anyone, even all of them if you wish) showing up at Virgil's house because Virgil's shown up every time and without him "I don't really feel safe at the party."

(bonus points if they come back and see something bad's happened at the party, so in a way, Virgil did save them)

[co-smitten]

Sanders Sides Co-Writing Fun

Hello this is @yomica12345. There might already be some fanders already doing this but I haven't found them if they are. I just thought it would be fun to create a side blog as a space to unite sanders sides fanfiction writers who would like to find others to write with.

I'm hoping it will help inspire those who are in all sorts of positions. Those who may be suffering with writers block and would just like someone to bounce ideas off of or are looking for a proof reader. Those who think it would be fun to co-write with someone but don't know where to look for that person to write with. Those who have ideas but aren't sure where to start and could use some guidance. And maybe those looking for writing prompts specific to the sides or those who would like to offer prompts from ideas they might have themselves.

Basically I want this blog to be a safe place for fanders who love writing fanfiction and fanders who love reading fanfiction. I'm not sure how to organize things just yet but if it seems enough writers are interested in this idea then I'll get a discord running and I'll start setting things up. If you're interested in participating in anything I've mentioned whether it be writing, reading or collaborating please like and reblog this post. The more people I see wanting to get involved the more I'll take this seriously. If you have any questions you can ask them in the comments or through my ask box. Thanks in advance for any support you might offer this post <3

Co Writing Discord Link

How would you like to participate?

As a Writer

As a Reader

As a Collaborator

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

Starlight and Swordfights

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Virgil's partners think he's incapable of doing the smallest things for himself. Finally he gets the chance to prove himself in the biggest way possible.

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| Ao3 |

Warnings: Injury, weapons, animal death (nongraphic)

Pairings: DLAMP

Word Count: 1240

Notes:

My final camp cartoon fic! Thanks for the experience! I'm going to go crawl into a hole and not come out for a month now (not serious, I still have prinxiety week to do now, shudders)

"Virgil hates being coddled, but the others do it anyways. It is only whrn Virgil saves the others from a dangerous situation that they see just how capable Virgil can be (even if he freaks out about doing a phone call)" - For @thatdesolatefander and @tss-camp-and-coffee

I may have taken it a little more fantasy au than originally intended, I hope that's okay!

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"Careful Virge!" Patton chirped, taking the knife from Virgil's hands swiftly and taking over cutting the vegetables for their dinner. Virgil huffed.

"Pat-"

"No no! Don't worry Vee- I've got it!"

Virgil sighed, knowing there was no point in arguing with Patton, and moving on to find something else to do.

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"Oh! Virgil! Would you like me to get that for you?" Said Roman, already reaching up to grab the books Virgil had been reaching for, despite the fact that Roman was shorter than him. Was Virgil not allowed to get his own books these days?

"You know I hate it when you do that, Princey," Virgil hissed, taking the books, "I could've gotten them myself."

"I know, it's just nice to help," Roman smiled softly, not even realising how annoyed Virgil really was.

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"Let me, dear," Janus said, pulling Virgil's hands away from his face, grabbing a washcloth and dabbing gently at his messed up makeup. Virgil wished he didn't feel so much like he was being treated like a child after a tantrum so he could relax into the comforting cool feeling after he'd cried. 

"Thanks, Jan," Virgil grumbled, not actually grateful at all.

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"Are you alright, Virgil?" Logan asked, already sitting down next to Virgil on the window seat as he watched the storm rage outside. He was peaceful here, Virgil loved storms.

"Huh? Yeah, I'm fine," Virgil said, confused as Logan wrapped a blanket around him and pressed a hot drink into his hands.

"These items are supposed to help in times of distress," Logan said, sitting across form him, "I will keep you company until the storm passes."

They thought he was scared, Virgil realised abruptly, and his good mood caused by the storm soured abruptly.

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"We just don't want you to get hurt, that's all, kiddo," Patton said softly when Virgil got angry about once again being left behind with his mage boyfriends were sent on yet another mission. To fight some kind of dragon and retrieve a stolen magical object from a nearby town, from what Virgil could gather.

He was tired of this. Tired of the constant belittlement and coddling, He didn't care for it in the slightest. The others treated him like he was made of glass because of the way they had met in the first place - when he had been a scared, imprisoned elf in an orc dungeon, malnourished and weak. 

Could they not see that he had gotten stronger since then? It had been years ago that he had joined their ranks, and he'd been a powerful warrior for longer than some of them had been alive. And yet, they still thought he was that weak, frail being in need of protection that they had rescued all that time ago.

"I just- I have a bad feeling about this, guys," Virgil said, trying to stay civil even as he drew himself up to his full height, "It would bring me peace of mind if you let me come with you."

"Sorry my darling," Roman said, the bravest of the group as he stepped up onto his toes to kiss Virgil's cheek.

"You're too precious of a treasure to risk," Janus said, his words hissing just a little, his snake scales glittering. Virgil sighed.

"Fine," He said, "I'll stay here."

They didn't need to know that he planned to do fully the opposite.

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Once they had left on their journey, Virgil had immediately retreated upstairs. he set about pulling on his set of celestial armour - plating spun from light gathered from the moon and stars themselves, reserved for the very best of elven warriors - and picking up his starlight sword, which had sat unused in his closet for years now.

He polished it, sharpened it, and then wen ton his way. He took their last horse, his own, and began to make his way, following his lover's trail the whole time. He was determined to prove them wrong.

The bad feeling never ebbed, in fact it only grew stronger as he got closer. In the end, he was glad to have come.

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This mission was falling apart. 

Roman hadn't quite anticipated just how strong the dragon would be. The four of them were good fighters. Roman skilled in weaponry, Janus and Logan skilled in magic and Patton a practised healer. They made a good team, enough to get out of most battles without serious injuries.

"Patton!" Roman cried out as his partner was knocked out, slumping against the cave wall. 

The rest of them really weren't fairing all that much better. Roman's armour was scorched and he had some wounds that would most definitely need professional healing. Logan was trying his best to tend to Patton's wounds whist Janus was trying his best to keep up the fight with Roman.

Roman thought they were going to have to retreat. They were really doing nothing to the dragon, it barely even seemed phased by their attacks. They were all injured, and Patton most certainly needed to see a doctor. They might even have to admit defeat on this mission if they couldn't find another few warriors to return with them to defeat this dragon.

He had been about to call a retreat when a new figure joined the scene.

They were tall, dressed helmet to boots in armour made from a dark metal that seemed to glitter in a way that reminded Roman of the night sky. A white plume topped their helmet and black gloves and underclothes obscured their dark skin. Their face was hidden by the helmet. They didn't speak, they didn't even look at the four of them, fixated on the dragon as they wielded a great sword of the same metal as their armour.

The fight was swift, Roman watched as they took down the dragon with apparent ease where the four of them together had failed, wielding magic and sword together to take the dragon down in a flurry of blows. 

The beast was finally defeated, and the figure stepped forward to take the golden hourglass that the four of them had been fighting for. 

They turned back, looking near-divine in formidably standing in front of the defeated dragon and it's hoard, practically glowing with an ethereal, Roman couldn't help the way he rushed forward, bowing to who he thought was a stranger.

"You saved us," Roman said, eyes on their feet, "How could we repay you?"

The figure reached up to take off his helmet, revealing a familiar face, dark skin, white hair, purple smears under his violet eyes, pointed ears and a smattering of white freckles across his face. Virgil.

"You could start," Virgil said, "By not treating me like I can't handle myself."

"...Wow," Janus said softly, "Where - where did you learn all of that, Virgil?"

"I've been a warrior longer than you've been alive," Virgil told him, handing Roman the hourglass and his helmet, and then handing Janus his sword as he went over to scoop Patton into his arms, "Come on, you all need a doctor."

The small group followed Virgil out of the cave, softly talking amongst themselves in amazement and wonder at Virgil's practically ethereal form, suddenly seeing him in a whole other light. It was impossibly to think about treating Virgil the way they had been after witnessing that display of pure power and strength. 

Roman didn't know how they could've possibly misjudged their Virgil so badly. 

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Tags: @full-of-roman-angst-trash @your-local-random-dino @cutebisexualmess@glacierruler@roseianxiety @bella-bugatti-frogetti-baguetti @scalesfeathersnfur @oatmealdaydreams @littlerat2 @goldnskyart @virgeandhis-pocket-protector @amateurmasksmith (if anyone wants to be added, let me know!)

I would like to formally apologise for the many many tags this month to everyone on my taglist, I'm so sorry lol.

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

@morose-maximoff’s opinions on the various TSS pairings now that she’s watched the entire series (her previous opinion was pro Anxceit, Analogical is ok, and everything else sucks)

(Most of her Remus ship opinions seemed to center around the concept that Remus was kidnapping the others to be in a relationship with him lol)

Bonus polyamders

Just Remus and his four weed smorking girlfriends. And that ugly ho, Roman