#momceit

[parkertheclown]

dad/momceit is so real to me but rather in the way that virgil's his genuine son and remus is the ratty kid of the neighbour that janus ends up babysitting too often

[halfhissandwich]

I love parental Moceit taking care of baby c!Thomas, it is my favorite thing 😭

[sleepyvirgilprompts]

“Come on, stop being such a baby,” said Remus.

“I’m not a baby!” Virgil whined, stomping his foot. “Daddy, tell Remus I’m not a baby!”

Janus looked up. “Be nice, Remus. Virgil, I think you need a nap.”

Both boys pouted at this. “No I don’t! I’m NOT a BABY!” said Virgil. His nose was scrunched up and he was on the verge of tears; he was ready to throw a fit at any second. He definitely needed a nap.

“Of course you’re not, honey,” said Janus mollifyingly. “You’re just sleepy. There’s nothing wrong with that.”

[no-need-to-demonstrate-art]

I was gonna try and do this anyway, but then decided that this would be perfect for the #pastadtiys03 by @pasta_is_ok_sometimes on Instagram!

I don't know how to draw babies lol so bear with me- He is kinda cute though 🙃

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

(Baby!Roman)

Logan, setting the table: Remus, is Roman up yet?

Remus, a year older than Roman: n-

Roman, from upstairs: *siren cry (you know the one)*

Remus, snickering: yes

Logan: how does he have a sense of- oh whatever.

Patton, carrying Roman downstairs: I hate that he waked up this way :(

Roman, a four year old: *literally bawling his eyes out*

Janus, calmly taking Roman: hey little prince. It's alright. I'm right here...

Roman: *calm* adoo doo...

Janus: oh yeah?

Logan: ...

Patton: ...

Virgil, being dragged downstairs by a 7 year old hyper active orange: I don't want to be awake right now.

Janus, humming: I know sweetheart, how about you have a bowl of your gay rock cereal and then go back up? *carefully holding Roman*

Roman: *randomly smacks Janus's shoulder* ABAAAAAAA

Janus: yes yes I know

Logan: how do you- what??

MOMCEIT MY BELOVED!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Logan: *gets mad*

Remus: What, gonna spank me?

Logan: *eyes go orange with rage and growls at him*

Remus: MAMA JAN, HELP HE GROWLED AT ME!

[aidensm8]

I was bored so have some Creativitwins in skirts!!

Bonus:

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: Happy Mother’s Day, Janus. I made you a card.

Janus: You do realize that Mother’s Day was invented by Hallmark companies to scam children out of their hard-earned money by making them believe themselves terrible people if they don’t participate, right?

Virgil: …

Virgil: I mean, I can keep it--

Janus: *grabbing the card* No I’m keeping it forever.