Veteran’s Mom: Veteran! Your alarm’s been going off for about 15 minutes! You don’t want to miss the first day of being in Skeld again!
Veteran: I can’t believe Captain’s going to be with me again.
Veteran’s Mom: Again? 4 years in a row?
Veteran’s mom: Oh don’t say that...
Leader: Mother, why not you sit at the front row this year?
Captain: Look who it is, Veteran-
Veteran: Here we go again...
Captain: Can you move? This is MY seat!
Veteran: But this has always been my seat!
Bill: Sorry Veteran, new year, new seats!
Captain, pointing at Hunter: Oh come on! Why can’t you sit at that new guy over there?
Hunter: Oh shut up, not like your parents taught you about manners.
Veteran: That was epic! My name’s Veteran, you?
Hunter: My name’s Hunter!
Leader: Here comes Player!
Veteran’s mind: Oh my gosh!!!! he’s coming!
Player’s thoughts: What did I do wrong-
Leader: Anyways, Where would you want to sit?
Player’s thoughts: That guy in a golden crown looks kinda nice, I kinda wish I could sit beside him...
Player, pointing at Hunter: I do want to sit over there but, someone else’s sitting there so-
Hunter: Oh I can switch seats! Fine with me.
Veteran’s thoughts: OMG HE’S SITTING BESIDE ME!!!! :DDDDDDDD
Player: I didn’t get your name, what’s your name?
Veteran: I’m Veto- I MEAN- My name’s Veteran!
Captain: Hey Veteran, mind moving away?
Captain, pushing Veteran away: Then I’ll do it myself.
Player, helping Veteran up: If you’re gonna be rude, I’m not gonna talk to you.
Veteran and Hunter, looking at Player talking to Noob
Veteran: There’s no way Player will let her into the car-
Veteran, watching Noob getting into the car: WHAT?!
Hunter: I see someone’s jealous...
Veteran, blushing: Oh shut up.
When your crush helps you swipe your card
Veteran, tryna swipe his card: SCREW THIS DAMN CRAP-
Player, places his hand on Veteran’s hand: Let me help you!
Veteran’s mind: WHY AM I BLUSHING WHAT THE F-
Noob and Captain in another room: SCREW YOU VETERAN!!!!!!!
Player: Did you hear that?
Veteran and Captain, walking up to Player
Captain’s thoughts: Since when did Player allowed Veteran to call him that?!
Girlfriend: What is this all about PlayPlay?
Player: Nothing! Just allowed him to call me that...but you will still be my girlfriend forever...
Veteran and Captain: *LE GASP*
Veteran: PLAYER HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!
Captain: HOW DID WE NOT KNOW?!
Player: Guys, don’t you know I’m still here? What’s the problem of us dating anyways-?