Nov 1, 2024
Player headcanon
Am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if it turned out the player previously worked as an accountant or a marketing specialist? Just imagine them being completely dumbfounded and enraged by the sheer absurdity of it. "Holy crap, someone made an actual seasonal snuff film game show without getting caught who knows how long, all the while still SUCKING at creating content"
"YOU KNOW WHATS AN EASIER WAY TO MAKE MONEY!? JUST DOING FREAKING WIPEOUT SHOWS!! IT'S A WHOLE LOT MORE PROFITABLE WITHOUT THE DEATH BECAUSE YOU HAVE WIDER AUDIENCE!!" And then the player smacks Frankie with a flip-flop.