#playing himself

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

New crafty project : I'm gonna create a page for each DD's characters on movies / series.

10. David (The Chair)

[wolven-maw]

A Muppet Mayhem Story

[prison-mikes-bandana]

My favorite part of The LEGO movie 2.

I can’t explain why it’s just perfect!!!

[watchingeveryjeffgoldblummovie]

Thor: Ragnarok: 8 of 10 Goldblums

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Total Goldblum Rating: 8 of 10

You are now about to meet the Grandmaster. Congratulations. Prepare yourself.

Goldblum presence: 5/10

His role is small in duration but large in impact, and also in the size of his giant hologram.

Goldblum hotness: 8/10

He’s a little murdery, but he has a whole spaceship just for orgies.

Goldbluminess: 10/10

Does he... have a hologram of himself playing keyboards and singing, “It’s my birthday!” on his orgy ship?

[mscalifornication]

thank ypu for the website i will check that out! 🥰 i watched dogs of berlin, dark, how to sell drugs online fast on netflix. and i only watched 2 seasons of dark and loved it idk why i didnt finish it i guess that whole other universes thing made me a lil bored. i loved the other 2 tho. dogs of berlin was a good show, i rewatxhed it recently first time after 2 years and not get bored for a second even tho so much is going on with different storylines. htsdof was also very easy to watch and funny and i love it sm. thank u for recommendations, you are so kind and nice 🥺 i wish u a wonderful day 🥺❤

same here, i still haven’t watched dark s3 🤭 i wasn’t in the right mindset when it came out and then time passed and here we are

you’re too kind 💖✨ thank you, have a wonderful day too! 😚

I just remembered i forgot to rec you Isi & Ossi, it’s a Netflix original movie! one of the maine characters is played by Lisa Vicari from Dark. it’s basically fake dating between upper and lower class people :)

[watchingeveryjeffgoldblummovie]

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie: 5 of 10 Goldblums

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (2012)

Total Goldblum Rating: 5/10

“Chef Goldblum” appears for exactly the first 57 seconds of the movie.

Goldblum presence: 0.1/10

That’s 1% of the movie.

Goldblum hotness: 7/10

“Surely he’ll be back,” the viewer thinks.

Goldbluminess: 9/10

He does not come back.

[watchingeveryjeffgoldblummovie]

The Player: 3 of 10 Goldblums

The Player (1992)

Total Goldblum Rating: 3/10

Jeff Goldblum is one of over five dozen people who were, in 1992, very, very famous, and who make cameo appearances in what is apparently supposed to be a satire of Hollywood (starring Tim Robbins).

Goldblum presence: 0.5/10

Goldblum appears at a party, mumbles vaguely in the general direction of Peter Gallagher's eyebrows, and leaves.

Goldblum hotness: 4/10

His hair is decent and he has a 20-something blonde companion, but there is no denying that he is wearing a Cosby sweater. A COSBY SWEATAH.

Goldbluminess: 5/10

Yes, he's playing himself. But he doesn't even seem that tall and Peter Gallagher is ONLY FIVE FOOT NINE.

[watchingeveryjeffgoldblummovie]

Run Ronnie Run: 6 of 10 Goldblums

Run Ronnie Run (2003)

Total Goldblum Rating: 6/10

In a tangential scene of an already tangential movie, Jeff Goldblum expresses what may very well have been the sentiments of people who saw this movie in theaters: "I want my money back."

Goldblum presence: 2/10

He barely registers in the overall plot of the movie, but he makes a decent splash in the one scene he's in.

Goldblum hotness: 7/10

His facial hair is questionable, but the t-shirt is admirable.

Goldbluminess: 9/10

Again, we have Jeff Goldblum playing Jeff Goldblum. The floating hands were in top form here, as was the rapid monologuing. But he didn't really have time to be Sexy-Flippant, and his Crazy Eyes were hiding behind the glasses.