Jun 23, 2021
I'm going to be a bard in the next campaign and this will be my instrument of choice
Rip to whoever in our group is the dm for the next campaign bc honestly, it's this or cardboard wrapping paper tubes. Likely they'll find a way to get them wet so I can't have them anymore but worth it.
Either way, I'm bringing one of them to our sessions and I WILL have a few made up songs prepared.
The real question is, should I play a gnome, warforged, goblin, or kor?
Wait, no, forgot my warforged was going to be a bard cheerleader...
So one of the other three with a kiddie bell piano or cardboard tubes.
#dnd#bards#there will be no seduction involved#just shitty songs on my bell piano or cardboard wrapping paper tubes#and no i will not try to purposefully derail the campaign#playing straight...straight jams#still need to finish developing my Barty the Bombin' Barbarian orc though...#k but seriously i swear im not the type to purposefully fuck shit up but i do want to play a bard with a dumb af instrument for giggles#no seducing#just standup comedy musical numbers#warforged#goblins#gnomes#kors