#ple as

[enemy-of-the-worlds]

[gaymooshroom-archive]

can dream join vc 

[vindictes]

// ..,,, volumptuous...

          “  very smooth,  ”  shoots you.

[mawbwehownets]

ASK ME about my no operator au hoody and masky headcanons motherfucker i Dare You

[aldez250]

My friend asked Siri how cold it was outside, and she replied with “Brr!”

I need Googleplier to do this. You ask him how cold it is in the winter time in a place that gets snow, and all he replies with is “brr!” so you gotta ask the Jim Twins for your weather problems.

Also if you ask Googleplier how hot it is in the summer time, I want him to just go “hot!”

Guys we need a Siri-like Googleplier

Think of how amazing he’d be

Dark: Google, what is the current temperature outside?

Google: Brr!

Dark:

Dark: That’s

Dark: That’s not an answer

Google: I’m sorry. Could you repeat the question?

Dark: What is the current temperature outside?

Google: Cold

Dark: 

Dark, pulling out his phone: You piece of shit-

Google and Siri on Dark’s phone: Hey, that’s not nice.

[sun-femme]

me: im not gonna sit here and wait for a call back from the job i have to relax

me: *anxiously checking the time and my phone every .5 seconds*

[duskholland]

plEASE CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE NEW 5SOS/ONE OKAY ROCK SOMG?!?!?!?!

[freddiegoesmetal]

name him