Aldez250

NSFW for meme reasons but still 18+. I promise I'm a changed man now, years later, just can't be assed to delete everything. Header image is of me, photoshopped by @skittlepug. pfp is my dog sneezing. [B | enby | they/them | 25+]

[braxix]

Elrond: If you were an animal what animal would you be?

Gil-Galad: Easy. Golden retriever.

Galadriel: No! You'd be a bear. Maybe a brown one?

Gil-Galad: A bear?

Galadriel: Because you look soft and squishy, but you're actually a heartless bastard.

[fukutomichi]

Benjamin Walker as High King Gil-galad S2.E7 ∙ Doomed to Die

[satan-official-account]

happy new year everybody

[morehvyluyetsya]

I haven't posted anything here for almost a half year, i think? but I finished watching the series yesterday, and I really wanted to draw this

[lilblueorchid]

Overgrown

Some thoughts and feelings have overgrown quite a bit in my head. It gets a little suffocating sometimes. While I love them dearly, I think they might benefit from a little trim every once in a while.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

very few people have yellow as their favorite color but the people who do are always unhinged about it

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[anasabdin]

Botanical [ 8 colors ]

Nature doesn't hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Minccino Line

[feefal]

Doomed love between late Summer and Autumn (the rot must consume)

[the-upper-shelf]

Some Pokesona sketches!

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Deerling line

[ladysinagil]

Thranduil Icons!

Like or Reblog if you use/save

[freelobotomiesinthebasement]

Random Headcanons (mostly lotr)

- elves float. Like in water. Toss an elf in the pool and they’ll just… float

-in a similar vein, dwarves sink. They avoid water because they have to tread water super hard in order to not sink to the bottom.

-while most elves aren’t very touchy-feely people, Legolas when he’s with people he’s close with is an exception. He’ll randomly wrap people in surprise hugs and refuse to let go.

-Hobbits invented ice cream. Gandalf spread it to the rest of the world.

-Legolas is totally a sheltered rich kid. He learned swear words from Gimli.

-elf ears grow as they age, like every thousand years they get slightly longer and pointier. Because elves don’t age much, that’s how you tell how old someone is.

-Mirkwood elves aren’t the Texan elves. Mirkwood elves are the Tumblr user elves. Most other elves give LinkdIn energy.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[elcycyromem]

i sent like 3 tiny bugs on a massive journey

[ridingforrohan]

Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.

[lilies-of-thevalley]

Gandalf's Totally Foolproof I Swear This Is Gonna Work Guys strategy for protecting Middle-Earth:

apply hobbit of choice to problem

introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host

when all goes haywire, eagles