#please aliens

[vzom]

What do you mean the wheel landed on "life continues to be excruiatingly long" again

[papi-piernaslargas]

This country is disgusting. Someone wipe us out please

[sloth-withablog]

Here’s to hoping that the world ends tomorrow.

[typhongeneocratis]

What is wrong with our species 

[jellyfish-kisses]

Horny fuckboi: heheh... Do you have any fantasies ;)

Me: Well I have this one ;)

Horny fuckboi: what is it ;)

Me: Alien invasion

[miami-bird]

ugh... Can people /stop/ looking into every small minute detail looking for /something/ to be offended by? Go outside and lick a bush. Enjoy nature and shit. So for the span of the 5 minutes it took you to go outside and lick a fern or what the fuck ever, you aren't 'triggered' by some dumb bullshit on the internet no one would actually care about.

[rentgirl]

italians: *two girls go to Siria to help people*

italians: *ISIS kidnaps them*

italians: they're just whores!!!!! if they didn't want to get kidnapped by terrorists they shouldn't have gone there!!!!! now we have to pay a lot to bring these two bitches back home!!!!! SLUTSSSSS!!!!!! I HOPE THEY GET RAPED!!!!!

italians: *two guys shoot at two indian guys they'd mistaken for pirates*

italians: NATIONAL HEROES!!!!!!111!!! BRING THEM BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!