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The muffled voices from behind the sturdy doors leading into his office peaked Swain curiosity. Putting down the quill and perking his ears, he attempted to piece together what the commotion was about. He didn’t have to ponder for long however, as the commotion announced itself while making a flashy entry.
The double doors swung open, clanging against the walls as the Crimson Reaper himself made his appearance, that familiar unsettling grin stretched across his face. A panicked trifarian legionnaire, one of the two posted outside doors was panicking and tailing the hemomancer, asking him to leave, telling how one could not just barge into the Grand General’s office like they owned the place and so on. That line of reasoning was shown to be somewhat lacking as the hemomancer had just done exactly that.
Staring at the ancient sorcerer striding towards him, Swain sighed quietly. “Leave, sergeant. And make sure that no one else has the chance to repeat marques Vladimir’s… Flashy entrance”. The poor soldier turned pale at his calm order, bowing and practically running out of the office, leaving the two warlocks alone. “Jericho Swain, How are you feeling?” Vladimir said with mockingly sweet tone.
Swain suppressed a groan. This meeting would no doubt be at the very least a verbal fencing match. Ignoring the pleasantries, he moved on. “To what do I owe the pleasure of your company today, Vladimir?” He replied in cool tone, narrowing his eyes at the man. “It must be something very important to bring you into my office in such a… Rushed fashion”. The tone of the sentence did poor work of masking the obvious criticism with feigned worry.
“Ah but it is. And this is not a matter that could ever be solved with a message. No, such an important task required a bit of a personal touch. A certain presence” The hemomancer waved his finger at the general, annoying Swain more by each the second. He knew he was being played here, but towards end? “What is this important matter then?” He repeated the question, this time remarkably more straightforward.
“Ah but I already said it” the other man answered cryptically, Grand General furrowing his brows in confusion. Sighing melodramatically, the nobleman did not explain further, instead closing the distance between himself and Swain. Stepping right on the opposite side of the general’s massive work desk, he eyed the mortal with an evaluating gaze. Scanned the man through and through, even leaning forward as if to get a closer look. Finally he nodded. “Yes. I suppose all is fine”. That elicited a groan from the object of his curiosity. “What do you mean? Explain yourself Vladimir. Now” Swain ordered, his usually everlasting patience worn out in matter of minutes by the infuriating blood sucker.
Taking an eye contact, the leech finally explained properly, smiling with a brazen glee. “Oh but I had to confirm you were in good health. You are the Grand General of Noxus after all”. Swain felt his mind blank. His eyes showed the open confusion, the realization trickling in slowly as the other man spoke on: “Following that little spar of ours, I had to make sure that you were alright. After all, you did get your feathers ruffled quite a bit no? I’d never forgive myself if…” That was as far as Vladimir got with his last insult, Swain shooting up from his seat with unnatural speed. The demonic left hand grasped hemomancer by the neck, pulling him over the table the socialite had still been leaning on, paper stacks flying in the air and scattering in all directions. With all the brute strength the Grand General was able to muster and even borrowing some from his demonic ally, Swain smashed Vladimir against the floor, choking the lithe man with enough strength to dent iron. It wasn’t enough to meaningfully harm the hemomancer though, and despite the obvious pain and discomfort of the attack, Vladimir’s smile never waned.
Wheezing laughter escaped his lips as Swain hissed at him. “You disturb my staff. Barge into my office and disrupt my work. You sass me to my face and play with words instead of speaking out. And now it turns out it was a childish joke!?”. The man was livid, but the hemomancer just smiled. “Ah, but it was LeBlanc who urged me to come see you, to clean the air a little. And here I am”. Even now, the insufferable creature taunted him, twisting what had no doubt been a bit more complicated set of instructions into a taunt to try Swain’s nerves with.
Shouting with anger and frustration, Swain stood up, still holding the hemomancer. With a single massive swing he hurled the other man across the office, sending the offending fool crashing towards the very doors he’d barged through earlier. It was only adding to the annoyance of the Grand General when by some miracle Vladimir regained control, falling on the floor with a cat-like grace and step as light as a feather. Truly inhumane looking movement, as if the hemomancer had flown for a second there. Bowing sarcastically to Swain, he spoke his farewell: “It was wonderful to talk with you Swain, maybe we should make this regular?”. “Get. Out” the general spat, his eyes the glowing with color of blood. And for once, the Crimson Reaper understood to just leave. He’d seen that look that Swain just gave him, and it had nearly ended him not too far in the history. Turning on his heels, Vladimir left, leaving the Grand General simmering with rage.










