"that fuckin’ veggie bonanza got my dick rock hard, let’s get home to our marital bed." - orchardspy + bb
"Marital bed?"
Eva?
Eva has - huh? He must've missed that in the
Survival Viewer.
"You, uh - you should maybe be more worried about how your stomach will react to all the stuff we just ate."
Snake is staring at her like he's seen an alien. Everyone has something they're keeping to themselves, after all, especially in this business. He still doesn't trust her as far as he can throw her (which may be a considerable distance) but he's not so callous as to not say something.
Really he was more concerned with the whole 'dick' issue.
"You aren't making any sense. Did you get bit by one of those spiders? I don't remember there being any psychoactive plants here..."
His filthy fingernails scratch at the back of his neck, pulling some kind of leaf from the fluff of his hair.
"Have some water. I boiled it earlier so it should be okay to drink."
It still tasted like swamp water, but there was only so much he could do given his lack of supplies. Trying to drink straight from the source was probably going to get him a face covered in leeches.
"... I didn't notice, y'know - the dick -"
@orchardspy